- [first lines]
- Brian Reader: The problem with gold is the effect it has on people. It drives them crazy. I blame the Old Testament.
- Basil: [To Brian Reader, referring to the other gang members who contradicted his version of events ; and quoting Mandy Rice-Davies from her London-based "Scandal" testimony] They would say that, wouldn't they ?
- Terry Perkins: Where's Basil in all this? Taking off his make-up?
- Danny Jones: What? You think he's a poof?
- Terry Perkins: He sounds like one.
- Danny Jones: Nah, I just think he talks like one. He's probably from West London. You know what they're like.