"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (TV Episode 2016) Poster

Vincent Rodriguez III: Josh Chan

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  • Josh Chan : Sorting things clears my head. You know, as a kid, I used to spend hours sorting Legos by color, shape and number of bumpy things. I miss simpler times.

  • Alex : Dude, why are you bumming so hard?

    Josh Chan : I don't know, it's been a weird few weeks. Uh, my best friend moved away, White Josh has a serious boyfriend, Hector and his mom started a dating advice podcast, I broke up with two girls in two months...

    Alex : Ah, that's what it is! The girls. You're a girlfriend guy, I can tell. A serial monogamist! I was just like you, I get it. It's hard being alone.

    Josh Chan : What? I'm fine with being alone. Listen, I love solitaire, I love Solo cups, I love playing Uno...

    Alex : That game's for two people.

  • Josh Chan : I really needed a reminder of why I'm so happy being single. Women are tough! I mean, love 'em, but they are complicated and just hard to understand.

    Sherpa Allen : Oh, I understand! I've been celibate since 1987. Yup, I orgasm internally as a part of my practice.

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