Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs? (2016)
Pete Gardner: Darryl Whitefeather
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Quotes
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Darryl Whitefeather : Tell me I didn't just say hi to five of your exes.
White Josh : No, gross! Four, I would never date Paul.
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White Josh : What's your problem, dude?
Darryl Whitefeather : You have an older man fetish! All your boyfriends could have been in Cocoon! You know, you don't like a man until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping!
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Darryl Whitefeather : It turns out Josh is really into old guys. Yeah, it's practically a fetish!
Rebecca Bunch : Okay well, let's not knock someone for a fetish. I mean, you know, some people like being... choked by red licorice. I'm not saying who, but I think you know it's me.
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Darryl Whitefeather : Okay look, when I saw all those Pat Sajacks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old! But you know, these are my own insecurities, I don't expect you to understand.
White Josh : Why not? You think you're the only one with insecurities?
Darryl Whitefeather : Come on, when I see your abs, I definitely do.
