- Stefan Salvatore: [as Caroline wakes up with his arm around her, she sighs softly] This is torture for you, isn't it?
- Caroline Forbes: No. No, I'm so happy just lying here and doing nothing.
- [Stefan chuckles]
- Caroline Forbes: Listening to you... breathe.
- Stefan Salvatore: Mm-hmm. Making a... mental checklist of all the things you need to do today? Debating whether you should accidentally... kick me awake.
- Caroline Forbes: [smiles] What, did you say kick? Or did you say kiss?
- [last lines]
- Damon Salvatore: And then, I wanna rip his head off right in front of her. I wanna break her heart. I wanna break her spirit. I wanna destroy her.
- Bonnie Bennett: So much for the new leaf, huh?
- [pats his shoulder]
- Damon Salvatore: Tell me I'm being stupid and reckless and cruel. Tell me I'm not doing right by Elena.
- Bonnie Bennett: You're doing right by Elena.
- Damon Salvatore: Well, glad to see you boarded the train to crazy town, Bonnie Bennett. I was getting lonely all by myself.
- [their glasses clink]
- Bonnie Bennett: Is it safe to enter, or is your boyfriend still half-naked under the sheets?
- Caroline Forbes: God, I'm a roommate horror story.
- Bonnie Bennett: Please.
- [enters, closes door]
- Bonnie Bennett: At least your bed has seen a half-naked male all semester. I think Miss Cuddles is starting to feel sorry for me.
- [picks up her teddy bear]
- Bonnie Bennett: I mean, look at her, you see how she's judging me?
- [Caroline chuckles, and Bonnie imitates teddy voice:]
- Bonnie Bennett: I need man help.
- [Caroline laughs]
- Caroline Forbes: Well, don't look at me for advice. I just sent my boyfriend to spend the day with his first love.
- Bonnie Bennett: Valerie?
- [Caroline nods]
- Bonnie Bennett: The Heretic who turned your skin to vervain so you and Stefan couldn't touch?
- Caroline Forbes: Yeah, that would be the one.
- [nods]
- Bonnie Bennett: Wow. You're either completely insane, or the most secure woman in the world.
- Caroline Forbes: [chuckles] I want him to work things out with her. He has this habit of bottling up all his hurt feelings. And I think it would be really good for them if they could just clear away all the 19th-century drama, so they can get on with their lives. Clean slate.
- Bonnie Bennett: Most secure woman it is. I'm officially inspired.
- [heads for door]
- Caroline Forbes: So are you going out to meet a guy?
- Bonnie Bennett: No, I'm going to Mystic Falls to discuss magic with a Heretic I just brought back to life. And then maybe, I'll go meet a guy.
- Bonnie Bennett: I have to get back to Whitmore.
- [rushes past him with Phoenix Stone]
- Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John: [catches her] I... meant to ask you about this pretty stone. Where'd you find it?
- Bonnie Bennett: Rocks R Us. It was on sale.
- Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John: That's funny. Lily's been looking for one just like it.
- Bonnie Bennett: The bargain bin was full of them. I'm sure they have more.
- Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John: Or I could just take this one.
- Bonnie Bennett: I don't think so.
- [walks away]
- Oscar: Why does everyone keep calling me Oscar?
- [yells fervidly:]
- Oscar: My name's not Oscar!
- [window shatters]
- Oscar: Did I do that?
- [stands panting, then waves his hand to check if he has that ability]
- Bonnie Bennett: [lights came crashing down] Run!
- Stefan Salvatore: You know, we got Nora to siphon that repulsion spell you put on Caroline. In case you were wondering.
- Valerie Tulle: Oh. I'd forgotten all about that.
- Stefan Salvatore: Why'd you do it? I mean, you couldn't have been worried about Caroline's safety.
- Valerie Tulle: What do you want me to say? Because I'm pure evil? That I like seeing people suffer?
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, if that's the truth, then, yeah.
- Valerie Tulle: I'm not a horrible person.
- Stefan Salvatore: Really? But then, who are you? I mean, you turn my life upside down. You leave. You show no remorse. And then you go after my girlfriend.
- Valerie Tulle: You know nothing about me.
- Valerie Tulle: [chants magic spell over opened coffin] Incendia!
- [Julian's body seems as if it's going to ignite, but then doesn't]
- Valerie Tulle: Incendia!
- [this time, nothing happens]
- Damon Salvatore: Should we, uh, get a match?
- Valerie Tulle: You didn't say a word the whole way back.
- Stefan Salvatore: Well, I didn't really know what to say.
- [light chuckle]
- Valerie Tulle: Well, can you give me an overview of the options?
- Stefan Salvatore: I'm angry that I didn't know. I'm sad that something I could have had was taken away from me. I wanna kill Julian for what he did to you. And I'm sorry that you had to go through this... alone.
- Valerie Tulle: After it happened, I wanted to die. I did die. I took my own life. I obviously didn't realize I had vampire blood in my system.
- Stefan Salvatore: That's how you became a vampire? You killed yourself?
- Valerie Tulle: [shakes her head] Far cry from that girl you met at the fair, isn't it?
- [smiles]
- Valerie Tulle: Funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life. Please don't tell anyone. I couldn't bear for Lily to know.
- Stefan Salvatore: I won't. I promise.
- Valerie Tulle: Look, I don't presume to know you now or even what you wanted back then, but...
- Stefan Salvatore: Yes. Would I have wanted a child?
- [inhales deeply]
- Stefan Salvatore: Yes.
- [nods]
- Stefan Salvatore: Look, we have, um, five guest rooms. You should... probably stay the night.
- Valerie Tulle: No.
- [shakes her head]
- Valerie Tulle: I should run. As far and fast as I can.
- Stefan Salvatore: Damon won't let Lily get her hands on that stone. And if she does, I will kill Julian myself.