Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Big Trouble in Little Sanchez (2015)

Chris Parnell: Jerry

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• [Beth and Jerry's mythologs have escaped from their cage and are slaughtering everyone at the alien marriage clinic. Beth, Jerry, and Glexo just barely escape from Beth's mytholog] 

  Glexo Slimslom : What the fuck?

  Jerry : Yeah, I know! What kind of operation are you running?

  Glexo Slimslom : Us? What the hell kind of relationship do you have?

  Beth : Oh, right! Blame this on us.

  Glexo Slimslom : Ok, uh, I can and I am. Your demonized mythologizations of each other are cooperating.

  Jerry : Isn't that good?

  Glexo Slimslom : No! No! It's bad! You have the single worst marriage I've ever witnessed. It shouldn't exist. You should never, ever, ever have gotten together and I do not understand how, or why, you would ever stay together.

  Beth : Well, this is just bad couple's therapy.

  Jerry : Totally.

• Morty Smith : Summer, he's happy, I'm happy, is that why you are doing this? You don't want me and Rick to be happy?

  Jerry : No!

  Morty Smith : Well then get your shit together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your shit, so its together

  [pause] 

  Morty Smith : And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.

  [pause] 

  Morty Smith : Get your shit together.