- Merida: Someone doesn't like you. That's the cell the rats take a fancy to.
- Sir Lancelot: I had a disagreement with the king. Didn't make me a lot of friends.
- Merida: It might have made you one. Because an enemy of King Arthur is probably a friend of mine.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: [about Henry and Violet] Well, you can hide buried treasure or a winning poker hand, but you can't hide the bloom of first love.
- Emma Swan: Yes, he has a crush. And he straight-up lied to my face. And I'm the Dark One.
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: You're his mother.
- Emma Swan: Which is scarier?
- Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones: To him? That's up for debate.
- King Arthur: You betrayed me. You broke the sacred trust of the Round Table.
- David Nolan: You tried to trick me with a catchy title and a comfy chair.
- King Arthur: David, you deserved a seat at my table. Every choice I've made is for the good of Camelot! I'm trying to destroy the darkness!
- David Nolan: The darkness is in my *daughter*, so every choice I make is for the good of my family.
- Sir Lancelot: So this was all a show? Are you even really fighting?
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Oh, the fight was real.
- Robin Hood: You're going to wear out the masonry if you keep pacing. I'm sure David and Mary Margaret are fine.
- Regina Mills: You think I'm worried about them? Those two can outlive a cockroach. I want to know how their test went. I get antsy when I don't know who I should hate.