Richard E. Grant credited as playing...
Jack Hock
- Lee Israel: You were friends with Julia...
- Jack Hock: Steinberg. She's not an agent anymore - she died.
- Lee Israel: She did? So young.
- Jack Hock: Or maybe she didn't die. Maybe she just moved to the suburbs - I always confuse those two. No, that's right. She got married and had twins.
- Lee Israel: Better to have died.
- Lee Israel: I'm writing a book about Fanny Brice.
- Jack Hock: Who's Fanny Brice?
- Lee Israel: Are you sure you're a fag?
- Lee Israel: You pissed in a closet.
- Jack Hock: I did what?
- Lee Israel: You pissed in a closet. Now I remember. Nobody could stop talking about the English gentleman...
- Jack Hock: Why thank you.
- Lee Israel: Who was so shit-faced, he mistook the closet for the can. You ruined thousands of dollars worth of furs. Those old biddies didn't know what hit them!
- [both laugh]
- Lee Israel: Oh the disgusting furs covered in piss. Dogs followed them home!
- Jack Hock: [laughing] Oh I'm glad somebody found it amusing. Some folks stopped talking to me after that night.
- Lee Israel: Well, fuck 'em!