Pinocchio (I) (2022)
Benjamin Evan Ainsworth: Pinocchio
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Quotes
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Jiminy Cricket : A lie can really change a person, Pinokes!
Pinocchio : [after his nose suddenly grows] What's happening, Jiminy?
Jiminy Cricket : [climbs onto his nose] Looks like some sort of fairy magic. Kind of on the nose, if you ask me.
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Honest John : Everybody who's anybody wants to be a *somebody*!
Pinocchio : Then I wanna be real!
Honest John : Why on Earth would you want to be real when you can be... FAMOUS?
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Pinocchio : I'm sorry I didn't come home after I got kicked out of school!
Geppetto : You got kicked out of school?
Pinocchio : Yes! For being a puppet, so I joined a puppet show and became famous.
Geppetto : You became famous?
Pinocchio : Well, almost famous. I danced in a puppet show and made lots of money, but then I got kidnapped and locked in a birdcage, so I had to tell a bunch of fibs to Jimminy so that my nose could grow so I could escape, but then I got scooped up by a coach fool of foolish kids where I was taken to Pleasure Island where I learned to drink... eh, I forget what they called it, but anyway, Pleasure Island was bad because I grew donkey ears and was chased by the bay crew creatures who wanted to sell me to the salt mines, but Jimminy helped me, and we jumped off a cliff into the sea and swam to shore where we found you sold all your clocks to buy a boat where you could look for me, and now we're here!
Geppetto : You did all that in one day?
Pinocchio : Yes.
Geppetto : My goodness, I haven't done a fraction of that in my whole life!
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Pinocchio : [to Geppetto] Hello, Pops!
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[from trailer]
Pinocchio : Hello, Pops!
[Geppetto screams and gasps in horror as he flings Figaro to the side and crashes into some of his clocks]
Jiminy Cricket : [falling back off the violin scroll, then looking over] Jumpin' jeepers!