Pinocchio (I) (2022)
Keegan-Michael Key: Honest John
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Quotes
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Honest John : We need a simple, strong stage name. Slab Oakley. Chad Log
[gasps]
Honest John : I've got it. Chris Pine.
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Honest John : Everybody who's anybody wants to be a *somebody*!
Pinocchio : Then I wanna be real!
Honest John : Why on Earth would you want to be real when you can be... FAMOUS?
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Honest John : Well, well, well. Stromboli! So that old rascal's back in town. Gideon, remember the time I tied strings on you and passed you off as a puppet?
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Honest John : Chris Pine! No, it'd never work.