The Star (2017)
Oprah Winfrey: Deborah
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Quotes
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Deborah : Where do we find a king in Bethlehem?
Cyrus : Well, if memory serves, a king is set apart from the Philippians with an oriental headdress.
Felix : Audible what?
Deborah : They wear hats!
[Someone wearing a hat walks by]
Felix : [shouts] They're coming for you, your majesty! Run for your life!
[Felix's words come off as camel sounds bellowing out to the man who runs off to uncanny valley as a result]
Felix : Run like the wind!
Deborah : Will you cut that out? We'll never find him tied up here. We have to go out and search.
Felix : That's it! I'm biting through the reins!
Cyrus : Don't you dare! That is fine Corinthian leather! Do you have any idea how much that cost?
Felix : Are you kidding me?
Deborah : No. He's right.
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Felix : I knew it. It's a birthday party for the new king.
Cyrus : No, no. I'm pretty certain it's a baby shower.
Deborah : Or maybe they're referring to the coming Messiah. The Son of God.
Cyrus : Okay, now, I'm starting to worry about her.
Felix : Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?
[Deborah sighs and rolls her eyes]
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Felix : What are they saying?
Cyrus : Shh. I can't make it out, but it's something about the King of the... Shoes?
Felix : King of the Shoes? That's what this is about?
Deborah : Uh-uh. That can't be right.
Felix : Wow! Look! That's gold slippers! King of the Shoes, no doubt!
Cyrus : That, Felix, is money and no taste.
Deborah : Can we move past the shoes?
Felix : Look at that guy! You see him?
Cyrus : Oh, he's just a royal dog-walker. Trust me. Felix, I know these things.
Felix : What? Dog-walker? He's like a nightmare wearing a helmet!
Herod : We must find this king at once. I will send my scribes to the task. In the meantime, I invite you to stay in the palace as my royal guests.
Balthazar : No, no. That's not necessary, Sire.
Herod : Oh, but I insist.
Cyrus : Okay, that was sinister!
Felix : We're leaving! We are not going to do any slumber parties with any evil shoe king! No thank you.
[They get caught by the guards]
Deborah : Too late.
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Deborah : You know? I think people are going to remember this night. What happened around this manger will be celebrated for thousands of years. Families will come together and exchange presents and sing carols all to remember the grace of this moment that we are witnessing right now.
[Felix and Cyrus break into laughter]
Cyrus : Okay, Deborah.
Felix : She's back to talking crazy again!
Deborah : Uh-huh.
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Deborah : What if it's not a party at all? What if we're doing something important like meeting the Son of God?
Felix : [as he and Cyrus glare at Deborah] Uh-oh. Deborah is crazier than a box of rocks.
Cyrus : I believe the expression is dumb as a box of rocks.
Felix : You ever shake a box of rocks? They sound crazy!
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Felix : These wise guys are lost!
Deborah : Wise men don't get lost, Felix.
Felix : So you're saying they know where this birthday party is?
Cyrus : And what makes you so certain it's a birthday party?
Deborah : Oh, here we go.
Felix : Have you seen the presents these guys are bringing? Gold? Myrrh? Frankincense?
Cyrus : Could be a baby shower. You bring presents to a baby shower.
Felix : Baby shower? What's a baby going to do with frankincense, silly camel? It's a birthday party!