- Sue Heck: I don't know what happened. Ah, I was just doing the scavenger hunt and then suddenly he gets down on one knee, and there was a tiny house, and I think he might have asked me to marry him!
- Mike Heck: What? You think he what?
- Frankie Heck: Mike, she says she thinks he might have asked.
- Sue Heck: No, he definitely did.
- Brick Heck: Whoop!
- Frankie Heck: Oh my God, oh my God.
- Mike Heck: I'm gonna kill him.
- Brick Heck: [whispering] Kill him. Uh-oh. I've never whispered someone else's sentence before. That's concerning.
- Frankie Heck: Okay, you're getting pretty hard to believe, Sue. You're the girl who cried, "Sure." Get it done!
- Axl Heck: My God, I have to do everything around here. I have to fix the sink, I have to fix Brick, now I have to fix the Sue. You're not getting married, all right? You got too many dorky dreams to fulfill.
- Axl Heck: Now, why are you suck a freak, what made you a freak, and what's the first freakish thing you ever did?
- Sue Heck: I love you, Darrin, I really do. And you might be the person I'm supposed to be with forever, but I don't want my forever to start right now.
- Brick Heck: How messed up am I that my brother who's taking an introduction to psychology class can't fix me?