Damon Salvatore: You're not free tonight, are you? Because I know a little Italian joint that has eggplant so good, you can actually think you are eating people.
Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] And I have this weird eggplant obsession.
Damon Salvatore: Perfect!
Elena Gilbert: Great.
[smiles]
Damon Salvatore: And I'm thinking, maybe after that, go to the arthouse theater where they're playing some pretentious French flick.
Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] I don't speak French, Damon.
Damon Salvatore: Not to see the movie, silly. To hide in the back... and throw popcorn at hipsters.
Elena Gilbert: [chuckles, then realizes:] Oh, wait, we have gone on this date already, haven't we?
Damon Salvatore: [caught out] Ugh.
Elena Gilbert: Damon, that's cheating. I mean, you already know everything about me.
Damon Salvatore: Cheating? Cheating is erasing all our epic memories. That's cheating.
Elena Gilbert: I'm serious. Look, if we're gonna do this, then we can't just pick up where we left off. Because I don't remember where that is.
Damon Salvatore: I understand. Where would you like to start?
Elena Gilbert: At the beginning. I'm out at six, you can pick me up then.
Damon Salvatore: Fine.
Elena Gilbert: Fine.
Damon Salvatore: Great.
Elena Gilbert: Great.
Damon Salvatore: Good.
Elena Gilbert: Bye.
[out the door]
Damon Salvatore: Bye.
[door closes]