- [Gortimer can't open a jar of pickles because of the cast on his arm]
- Gortimer Gibbon: Oof. I'm going to starve.
- Grace Gibbon: [opening the jar] Try doing that while holding a four-year-old.
- [Gortimer wants to compare the signatures on his cast with those of Stanley's older ones]
- Stanley Zielinski: This is it - the full collection.
- Gortimer Gibbon: Gee, Stanley, is there anything you haven't broken?
- Stanley Zielinski: Hey, try spending five years with bad luck. You're going to visit a few hospitals.
- Gortimer Gibbon: When did you get here?
- Abigail Arroyo: I've been here the whole time.
- Gortimer Gibbon: But I didn't see you. Are you a ghost?
- Abigail Arroyo: No, I'm a *girl*... Just scary.
- Gortimer Gibbon: Hi, guys. Ready for the big show?
- Mel Fuller: We're going to knocks their socks off!
- Ranger Bowen: Without taking off their shoes. You know why? Magic!
- [last lines]
- Gortimer Gibbon: [narrating] Some people are drawn into the spotlight; others run from it. I guess the trick is figuring out how much light you need to make yourself happy.