Knock Knock (I) (2015)
Lorenza Izzo: Genesis
Photos
Quotes
-
Evan Webber : You have your phone?
Genesis : Uh, yeah. Why?
Evan Webber : I can try and fix it.
Genesis : Really? Oh.
Evan Webber : My kid dropped mine in the tub, and you won't believe this but if you put it in rice, it kinda dries it out.
Genesis : That would be awesome!
Bel : Rice? Oh, my God, you're like a Mythbuster!
-
Evan Webber : What do you want?
Genesis : I want to play hide and seek.
-
Genesis : Welcome to America's favorite game show, Who Wants To Be A Pedophile! Where we give the audience what they want... the chance to punish a pedophile! But first, let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming... Miss Bel!
[Bel waltzes in, wearing a short dress "borrowed" from Evan's daughter Lisa's wardrobe, and does a Marilyn Monroe-style blown kiss]
Genesis : Tonight's contestant is a special one. He's not only an architect, but also a DJ, a husband, a father of two... possibly three.
Bel : Four.
Genesis : All the way from One Percent Land, Mr. Evan Webber! Miss Bel, would you please get our contestant ready?
Evan Webber : [struggling against his bonds that hold him in the chair] You're both crazy fucking bitches!
-
Genesis : [as Evan storms out of the house to answer his Skype call away from the girls] Don't let your brekkie get cold!
-
Genesis : [to the fed-up-with-the-intruders Evan] Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where Evan is? You know, that sweet guy who saved two girls from the rain?
-
Evan Webber : [after he tells the girls that he is calling the police] What is so fucking funny?
Genesis : I just have a funny story to tell them. It's called "To Catch A Predator..."