Ben Warheit: Self - Staff Writer, Chappie, Derrick, Narrator, Self, 'Dragon Ball Z' Fan, Audience Member Behind Bald Man, Axe Murderer, Beaver, Ben Warheit, Billy Joel, Bobby Jake, Brembobrahmdin the Intern, Cult Leader, Daniel Schuster, Denny, Elf at Chimney, Elf on the Shelf, Executioner, First Audience Member, Gas, Genghis Khan, Guy Who is Getting Beat to Death, January Caroler, Jeremy, Kepler 296F, Leptarma Biju, Man Parting Swimming Pool, Man at Bar with Waldo, Marcus, Millennial Owl, Offended Audience Member, Oumuamua, Policía #2, Randy, Rant Narrator, Reginald 'Turn' Turnington, Roker-cabra, Ruther, Second Pedestrian, Second Teenage Boy, Self - Moderate Democrat, Self - Staff Writer: Spring Break News, Seth's Nephew Derrick, Teen #1, Teen in NBC Store, The Time Traveller, Theodore Roosevelt Portrayer, Tin Man, Turkey Leg Jerry, Ununpentium