The Two Ronnies (TV Series)

Episode #9.7 (1982)

Ronnie Barker: Self, Various Characters

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• Ronnie Barker : [as Chinese mobster, on phone to his hired killers]  Take them to Safari Park, kill them, and feed them to the lions.

  Henchman : Vely diabolical.

  Ronnie Barker : And one hundred percent final. The proverb say, When the lion sit down to dinner with the lamb, only one enjoy the taste of mint sauce.

• Ronnie Corbett : [after Barker advises him on a medical matter]  Well, that's exactly what I did do, didn't I. I consulted an expert about my feet.

  Ronnie Barker : What, a chiropodist?

  Ronnie Corbett : No, fella who runs the shoe repair shop on the corner.

  Ronnie Barker : What ya wanna go and see him, he's only gonna mess you about, innee. He was the bloke made you get a dog license for your Hush Puppies, weren't it.

  Ronnie Corbett : Be fair. He knows what he's on about, all right, 'course he does. He gave me a whats-a-name, he, uh, whats-a-name, examination, and prescribed a packet of OdorEaters.

  Ronnie Barker : Oh, yeah? I've heard about them. They any good?

  Ronnie Corbett : Marvelous, marvelous. Ain't half hard to swallow, though.

• Ronnie Barker : Everyone's pill mad, ain't they, eh? I mean, take last year when I was in hospital having that British Rail doughnut removed. They stuffed me full of antibionics then, didn't they. I had so many pills, I sneezed one morning, the bloke in the next bed got better.