- Mike Heck: It's just... different. Axl and I were - you know, we spent a lot of time together. I don't really relate to Brick.
- Brick Heck: Right here, Dad.
- Mike Heck: Nothing I wouldn't say to your face.
- Sue Heck: Axl's locker was down this hall, and he would never let me walk down it, even though I had a class here. I would have to go outside, and the old crossing guard would have to lift me up so I could crawl through the window.
- Brad Bottig: Sue, we don't have a crossing guard.
- Sue Heck: Huh. Then who was that?