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We'll Never Have Paris

  • 2014
  • R
  • 1h 32m
IMDb RATING
4.6/10
3.9K
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Melanie Lynskey and Simon Helberg in We'll Never Have Paris (2014)
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ComedyRomance

A man screws up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."A man screws up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."A man screws up on a transcontinental level in a noble effort to win back "the one."

  • Directors
    • Simon Helberg
    • Jocelyn Towne
  • Writer
    • Simon Helberg
  • Stars
    • Simon Helberg
    • Melanie Lynskey
    • Zachary Quinto
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  • IMDb RATING
    4.6/10
    3.9K
    YOUR RATING
    • Directors
      • Simon Helberg
      • Jocelyn Towne
    • Writer
      • Simon Helberg
    • Stars
      • Simon Helberg
      • Melanie Lynskey
      • Zachary Quinto
    • 30User reviews
    • 26Critic reviews
    • 36Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 1 win & 1 nomination total

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    Simon Helberg
    Simon Helberg
    • Quinn
    Melanie Lynskey
    Melanie Lynskey
    • Devon
    Zachary Quinto
    Zachary Quinto
    • Jameson
    Judith Light
    Judith Light
    • Jean
    Maggie Grace
    Maggie Grace
    • Kelsey
    Alfred Molina
    Alfred Molina
    • Terry
    Jason Ritter
    Jason Ritter
    • Kurt
    Meredith Hagner
    Meredith Hagner
    • Leah
    Geoffrey Cantor
    Geoffrey Cantor
    • Neighbor
    Dana Ivey
    Dana Ivey
    • Francoise
    Jamil Mena
    Jamil Mena
    • Isaac
    Lizan Mitchell
    Lizan Mitchell
    • Nurse
    Ebon Moss-Bachrach
    Ebon Moss-Bachrach
    • Guillaume
    Fritz Weaver
    Fritz Weaver
    • Phillipe
    Dennis Carter Jr.
    • Villager
    Jiana Casazza
    • Villager
    Lauren DelGiudice
    • The Sweaty Nanny
    Dante DiGiorgio
    • Park Goer
    • Directors
      • Simon Helberg
      • Jocelyn Towne
    • Writer
      • Simon Helberg
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    User reviews30

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    3squidantics

    Excruciating watch.

    This took me three goes to get through. The writing feels so self-centered, characters are lacking depth while the lead is annoying to watch..a hypo, fumbling idiot. The film offers no opportunity to connect with the characters, which is a shame considering it's based on a true story.

    The comedy feels forced, but with more work on some of the gags and general tightening of the editing and pacing, some of it would have come across better.

    Soundtrack and cinematography were forgettable.

    It felt like a pet project that wasn't meant for wider distribution, maybe something you show your friends...."remember that time when my relationship went bad, and stuff happened?"
    7reynoldsarb

    Not That Bad

    This helped me pass the time on a lazy afternoon. I actually was impressed by Simon Helberg's effort in this one. Melanie Lynskey was her usual charming self too. It was a pleasant, slightly funny tale. One critic pointed out that it was not that funny of a comedy, but as a rom-com, it really wasn't supposed to be hilarious. I usually can come close when guessing the IMDb rating of a movie and I guessed this one at about 6 and was surprised at the below 5 star rating. As far as low-key rom-coms go, this wasn't that bad,
    6hugh-33-58009

    It's not The Big Sick or Annie Hall but worth a look

    The title of the review says it all really. Strong cast. Some very funny scenes and one liners. If you don't like Simon Helberg you'll hate it but I like him. He's a guy who will do anything for a laugh and I have to respect that.
    3cekadah

    A one note story

    How many times can you show the same situation over and over? This little movie shows how and switching the location from New York City to Paris, France didn't improve the movie.

    Quinn (Helberg) has the girl Devon (Lynskey) right where he wants her so he can propose marriage. Of course a distraction occurs and the proposal doesn't happen. Poor Quinn has other girls lusting for him. Poor Quinn can't say no. This is most of the movie. Quinn chasing Devon, girls chasing Quinn, and it gets boring.

    I think Helberg over did the simple plot and character because at a couple of points I was ready to quit the movie. On the plus side there actually is some very nice dialog between characters in a few scenes.

    If you want a silly boy gets girl, boy looses girl, boy gets girl story this might fill your need.
    TxMike

    Heldberg wrote, directed and starred, but there is noting new and mostly disappointing.

    Heldberg plays a man who has the emotional maturity of a 15-yr-old. He is a musician, he has a long-standing, very nice and dependable girlfriend. Then one day he starts to wonder if it is the right time to seal the relationship. He ends up doing a number of very questionable things and when he realizes he might lose his actions become even more erratic.

    Because Heldberg is so good in his 'BBT' role I was curious to see him in something else. I watched it on Amazon streaming movies. Overall a very big disappointment, and especially the resolution. Nothing realistic at all.

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    • Trivia
      Based upon Simon Helberg and Jocelyn Towne own transcontinental breakup.
    • Quotes

      Quinn: I don't really know how to ramp up to where we were before. Um.

      Kelsey: Oh, you wanna talk to me?

      Quinn: Sure! About what?

      Kelsey: No, like... dirty.

      Quinn: Oh. Oh! Um, I'm good. I don't really have anything to say dirtily.

    • Crazy credits
      In the opening credits the name of the movie is shown and soon after "based on a true story" statement, the word "unfortunately" appears.
    • Connections
      Featured in Conan: Simon Helberg/Tanishq Abraham/George Ezra (2015)
    • Soundtracks
      Violin Concerto No. 2 in D Major, K. 211
      Written by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

      Performed by Mark Robertson

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    • Release date
      • January 22, 2015 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Official sites
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    • Languages
      • English
      • French
    • Also known as
      • До Парижу, як до неба пішки
    • Filming locations
      • New York City, New York, USA
    • Production companies
      • Bifrost Pictures
      • E2B Capital
      • H3 Films
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 32 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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