Mighty Med (TV Series)

Saving the People Who Save People (2013)

Karan Soni: Benny

Quotes 

• [Kaz and Oliver enter the Mighty Med hospital] 

  Oliver : We've been reading about superheroes our... our whole lives, and it turns out they're real? My whole world has been turned upside down.

  Kaz : Not as much as hers.

  [points to a woman hanging upside down from something invisible] 

  Benny : [brings the Crusher in on a gurney]  Incoming! Incoming! Make a path, people! I've got a non-responsive hero. Temperature is 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff. It tastes like hummus. This dude needs medical attention stat!

  Kaz : That's the Crusher, the strongest man in the universe!

  Oliver : Yeah, what's wrong with him?

  Benny : He's going into cardiac arrest, people! Okay, he and I have the same personal trainer. How is that possible?

  Dr. : Clear!

  [uses defibrillator on the Crusher] 

  Dr. : His heart's not responding. I don't understand!

  Oliver : He's dying! We have to do something!

  Kaz : Hold on. If the Crusher's real, then maybe everything we've read about him is real too.

  Oliver : O-okay. In-in the latest issue, the Crusher has just returned from the planet Ebrion.

  Kaz : Where the gravity is 40 times that of Earth...

  Dr. : He's crashing. Clear!

  [defibrillates again] 

  Oliver : Uh, maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!

  Kaz : They're shocking the wrong place! Here, give me those!

  [takes the defibrillator pads] 

  Oliver : Wait! Kaz, what are you...

  [Kaz defibrillates the Crusher's feet, curing him instantly. All applaud, and the doctor high-fives the Crusher and is knocked across the room] 

  Kaz : Thank you, nurse. I'll need the Henderson x-rays in my office. Oh, and I'll need an office.

  Oliver : Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.

  Benny : You're not? Guards!

  Kaz : Oh, no, we're not guards either.

  [two Mighty Med guards in blue uniforms teleport in] 

  Oliver : No, but they are!

  Kaz : Commemorative terrified fake photo?

• Skylar Storm : There you are. You need to see this.

  Benny : Again with the videos of you doing backflips? We get it. You're flexible.

  Skylar Storm : Hey, that video has 56 likes.

  Benny : And one dislike.

  [points at himself] 

  Skylar Storm : That's not what I need to show you!

  [turns on a TV] 

  Newscaster : [on TV]  Superhero news network has just learned that two normos are now working at Mighty Med hospital. The normos performed an unauthorized surgery on Tecton, who is now very, very weak. This, according to our source, a young man who was clearly disguising his voice by speaking into a coffee mug.

  Alan Diaz : [quickly turns off the TV]  Well, that's enough of that.

  Dr. Horace Diaz : Alan, do you realize what you've done? Now Megahertz knows that Tecton is here and weak! You are in big trouble! Big trouble!

  Alan Diaz : Oh, come on. What are the odds Megahertz was watching at that exact moment?

  Megahertz : [offscreen]  Where is he? Where is Tecton?

  Kaz : I'd say 100%

• [after an angry supervillain attacks the superhero hospital] 

  Oliver : Skylar, are you okay?

  Skylar Storm : I'm fine.

  Oliver : You were awesome back there.

  Skylar Storm : So were you.

  Oliver : Well, I do throw a mean bedpan. Look, I-I know you don't like people helping you, but I'm gonna do everything I can to help you get your powers back.

  Skylar Storm : That would be great, because this whole "being a normo" thing totally stinks. I can't do anything.

  [cartwheels away] 

  Benny : Show-off.