"Mighty Med" Saving the People Who Save People (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Bradley Steven Perry: Kaz

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  • [first lines] 

    [Kaz and Oliver are in a comic shop] 

    Oliver : Okay, Kaz, would you rather have Freeze Frame's ability to stop time but you have to talk like a chicken

    [imitates chicken] 

    Oliver : or Tecton's immunity to pain, but you have to wear a diaper?

    Kaz : Oh, I'd wear a diaper for two reasons: Number one... and number two.

    [both laugh] 

    Kaz : Oliver, look. There it is, the meteorite of Zandor, the source of Tecton's immeasurable powers. Ah I have to have this. Hidden in the Earth's crust for millions of years, forged from a supernova in the Ballazar galaxy.

    Oliver : Says Made in Taiwan.

    Kaz : Ah. Well, I still want it, but I'll never be able to afford it.

    Oliver : Ah, but we can still pose with it.

    Kaz : Eh, commemorative fake photo?

    [he positions his hand as if taking a selfie] 

    Kaz : Oh, you blinked.

    Wallace : We'll take that, thank you.

    Clyde : Boys, you know the rules in this shop.

    Wallace : Yeah. Rule number one, no touching the merchandise.

    Clyde : Rule number two, no mistaking us for each other. I'm Clyde.

    Wallace : I'm Wallace.

    Clyde : It's not that hard.

    Wallace : Rule number three, if you have to use the restroom, please don't go in the cauldron of Krepulan.

    Kaz : That was one time.

    [Clyde and Wallace give him a look] 

    Kaz : Okay, twice.

    [Jordan is playing an arcade game] 

    Kaz : Oh, hey Jordan.

    Jordan : Shh. I'm trailing this majestic unicorn. It's the last one in the entire land. Mmm... boom! Cut off its head! Aw, look, its blood is made of rainbows.

    Kaz : Hey, uh, we wanted to talk to you about our robot project for science day tomorrow.

    Jordan : Yeah, the three of us are working on it, right?

    Oliver : Yep, it'll be just the three of us. You, me, and Kaz... and Gus.

    Jordan : What? Gus? No, no, no. Absolutely not.

    Oliver : I'm sorry, but he is our friend and we just felt bad for him 'cause no one else wanted him in their group.

    Jordan : Yeah, for the same reason that no one wants a dead fish in their bed. They both smell like dead fish! Look, if I don't get an A on this project, my parents won't let me play video games for a year, and if I can't chop off unicorn heads, then who am I?

    Oliver : We promise you we'll keep Gus under control. He won't say a word.

    Kaz : Really? Where are we gonna get a muzzle?

    Jordan : Fine, just keep him away from me.

    Kaz : Now we gotta get a leash. This is becoming a nightmare!

    Oliver : [sees a cardboard cutout]  Kaz, it's Skylar Storm, my favorite comicbook superhero! She has 24 superpowers, including X-ray vision so she can see how big my heart is.

    Kaz : [takes the cutout] 

    [imitating Skylar] 

    Kaz : Oh, Oliver, come here and kiss me, but be gentle because you know I'm made of cardboard.

    Oliver : Kaz! Kaz, stop! You heard Wallace and Clyde. No touching the merchandise!

    Kaz : Oh, it's fine. What's gonna happen?

    [the cutout falls on a dart blaster, which fires a dart that cuts off part of a flying saucer model which traps Kaz and Oliver together] 

  • [Kaz and Oliver have landed in the emergency room after part of a flying saucer model trapped them together] 

    Oliver : And the award for the most humiliated patients in the emergency room goes to... the boys stuck in a flying saucer.

    Kaz : Take that, guy with his hand stuck in the gumball machine.

    [a suspicious man in a trench coat and a hat walks by] 

    Oliver : This is all your fault, Kaz. This is so typical. You always do these crazy things and expect me to just follow you.

    [the suspicious man goes through a door] 

    Kaz : Hold that thought. Follow me.

    Oliver : Where are we going?

    Kaz : The guy who just walked into the closet? I think that's the Blue Tornado.

    Oliver : You mean the superhero who can spin at the speed of sound... and is make-believe?

    Kaz : I know it doesn't make any sense, but it looks exactly like him. He had the same crooked nose, the same scar on his cheek. He even had a wispy beard!

    Oliver : So does my grandmother!

    [Kaz goes inside the closet, tilting the flying saucer to fit, but when he gets in all he sees is a janitor's closet, and the mysterious man is nowhere to be seen] 

    Kaz : What the... ? I don't get it. I just saw him go in here.

    Oliver : Well, maybe one of his powers is turn himself into a roll of one-ply toilet paper. Now, you've done enough damage for today. Can we please just go? Wait.

    [he grabs a toilet plunger causing a scrambled image puzzle to appear on the wall] 

    Oliver : Check it out!

    Kaz : I know. My mom has this exact same mop.

    Oliver : No. Look!

    [he turns around in the flying saucer, forcing Kaz to face the image puzzle] 

    Oliver : Some sort of puzzle, and I think I know what it is!

    [he turns back around and starts rearranging squares] 

    Kaz : Is it the maze where you have to help the rabbit find his carrot? 'Cause if so, you're on your own. Those things are impossible.

    [Oliver solves the puzzle to reveal a silver caduceus with an M on top] 

    Oliver : Got it! What? It's the symbol of Caduceo, the legendary healer of superheroes!

    [the puzzle reveals the word "enter" in green and Kaz turns around] 

    Kaz : Whoa. It says "enter."

    Oliver : I guess the big decision here is whether or not to push the button... You wanna push it, don't you?

    Kaz : Oh, I already did.

    [a doorway opens with a blue light] 

  • [Kaz and Oliver enter the Mighty Med hospital] 

    Oliver : We've been reading about superheroes our... our whole lives, and it turns out they're real? My whole world has been turned upside down.

    Kaz : Not as much as hers.

    [points to a woman hanging upside down from something invisible] 

    Benny : [brings the Crusher in on a gurney]  Incoming! Incoming! Make a path, people! I've got a non-responsive hero. Temperature is 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff. It tastes like hummus. This dude needs medical attention stat!

    Kaz : That's the Crusher, the strongest man in the universe!

    Oliver : Yeah, what's wrong with him?

    Benny : He's going into cardiac arrest, people! Okay, he and I have the same personal trainer. How is that possible?

    Dr. : Clear!

    [uses defibrillator on the Crusher] 

    Dr. : His heart's not responding. I don't understand!

    Oliver : He's dying! We have to do something!

    Kaz : Hold on. If the Crusher's real, then maybe everything we've read about him is real too.

    Oliver : O-okay. In-in the latest issue, the Crusher has just returned from the planet Ebrion.

    Kaz : Where the gravity is 40 times that of Earth...

    Dr. : He's crashing. Clear!

    [defibrillates again] 

    Oliver : Uh, maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!

    Kaz : They're shocking the wrong place! Here, give me those!

    [takes the defibrillator pads] 

    Oliver : Wait! Kaz, what are you...

    [Kaz defibrillates the Crusher's feet, curing him instantly. All applaud, and the doctor high-fives the Crusher and is knocked across the room] 

    Kaz : Thank you, nurse. I'll need the Henderson x-rays in my office. Oh, and I'll need an office.

    Oliver : Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.

    Benny : You're not? Guards!

    Kaz : Oh, no, we're not guards either.

    [two Mighty Med guards in blue uniforms teleport in] 

    Oliver : No, but they are!

    Kaz : Commemorative terrified fake photo?

  • [the Mighty Med guards bring Kaz and Oliver to a dark room] 

    Kaz : Take it easy! My mom just ironed this shirt!

    Oliver : What do you think they're gonna do to us?

    Kaz : [sees an electronic sign over the doors]  It says "Now you die"!

    Oliver : Do you think they mean you or me?

    Kaz : Well, it says "you".

    Unknown : [offscreen and distorted]  Silence! You have trespassed in my hospital, and for that, the punishment is...

    Dr. Horace Diaz : [enters from door]  Alan?

    Oliver : The punishment is Alan!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : [turns on the lights]  Stupid sign.

    [he jostles it with his hand, and more letters light up on the sign, turning "now you die" into "know your diet facts"] 

  • Dr. Horace Diaz : I'm Dr. Horace Diaz, head of this hospital. Who are you and what can you do?

    Kaz : Well, I'm Kaz, and I

    [takes a napkin] 

    Kaz : can do this.

    [he puts the napkin on his face and pushes his tongue through it] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Anybody can do that. I meant what are your powers?

    Kaz : Oh, we don't have any powers.

    Alan Diaz : What? You're normos? Normos can't know about Mighty Med! I'm gonna go get a normo cage.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Not so fast

    [freezes Alan in time] 

  • Dr. Horace Diaz : The Crusher is one of our most important heroes and you saved his life. How did you know that his heart wasn't in his chest?

    Oliver : Uh, well, I thought that the super-gravity on Ebrion might have pulled his heart down to his feet.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Very clever. You figured that out faster than our best doctors, even Dr. Brainhead, and his entire head is a brain!

    Oliver : Yeah, we pretty much eat, drink, and breathe superheroes.

    Kaz : Mm-hmm.

    Oliver : Literally. This morning I had a bowl of Honey Nut Blue Tornado-O's.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : A true fan. Love this guy! We might be able to use someone like you around here.

    [muffled grunting] 

    Kaz : What's that noise?

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Oh, right. Alan.

    [unfreezes Alan] 

    Alan Diaz : We can't have normos here! I heard that if you touch them, your butt falls off!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : That's not true!

    [to Oliver] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : That's not true, is it?

    Oliver : Um, no.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Good, because, without a butt, what would I shake on the dance floor?

  • Kaz : Okay, so, if superheroes are real, and out there saving the world, how come we never see you guys?

    Dr. Horace Diaz : It's a combination of things. Sometimes we erase the memories of normos who witness our heroics. Usually we don't need to because most of you are looking down at your phones all the time.

    Kaz : [looking at phone]  I'm sorry, what?

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Plus, some of us are invisible, and sometimes we do things so fast, you don't even see it, like how you and I just switched outfits.

    [Kaz looks down and sees he is wearing the same clothes as before] 

    Kaz : No, we didn't.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Or did we?

    [he holds up a picture of Kaz wearing Horace's clothes and Horace wearing Kaz's clothes] 

  • Oliver : But i-if you guys act in secret, then why are there superhero comicbooks and graphic novels?

    Dr. Horace Diaz : We chronicle our adventures and sell them to the public to finance this hospital, the League of Heroes, and the Bowling League of Heroes. Here are your mm-200 communicators.

    [pulls out two tiny devices] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I'll contact you when I need you.

    Kaz : Ooh, look at the size of these things.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I know. Sorry they're so bulky. The mm-200 S will be much smaller and have new, funky ringtones.

    [he leaves] 

    Kaz : Yeah, look at all this cool stuff. Ooh, I wonder what this is. Some kind of, like, high tech memory restorer?

    [he puts a metal pan on his head] 

    Oliver : That's a bedpan.

    [Kaz drops the pan in disgust] 

  • [Horace has just finished saying that Mighty Med could use someone like Oliver] 

    Oliver : So, you want us to work here?

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Not us. You. Your friend there seems a bit... off.

    [Kaz presses a button on a wrist-mounted device, turning his hand into a chainsaw. He quickly puts it back] 

    Kaz : That was... awesome!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I think he just proved my point.

    [to Oliver] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : You... with me.

    [to Kaz] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : You... do you happen to know if you take a small or a medium normo cage?

    Kaz : Whoa, whoa, whoa. I wanna work here too. I know just as much about superheroes as he does. Right, Oliver? Back me up.

    Oliver : Yeah, Kaz is great, and we kinda come as a package deal.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Okay, I'll give you boys a trial run.

    Oliver : Yes! We get to work with real superheroes!

    Kaz : Yeah, man, I can't wait to tell Gus and Jordan about this place.

    Alan Diaz : Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med. It's a top-secret hospital.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Alan, stop interrupting. Are you crazy? You can't tell anyone about Mighty Med. It's a top-secret hospital.

    [to Oliver] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Another thing: If your friend here messes up, I'm holding you responsible.

    [he leaves] 

    Oliver : Hear that? No goofing around. Do not Kaz this up for me.

    Kaz : Absolutely. Hmm, I wonder what this button does.

    [he pushes a button on the wrist-mounted device] 

    Kaz : Hmm. Nothing.

    [a giant circular saw blade appears in front of Oliver] 

    Oliver : Not nothing!

    [Kaz turns it off] 

  • Kaz : [sees Skylar Storm]  'Sup, girl?

    Oliver : Wait... You're Skylar Storm!

    Kaz : Wow, dude. No way! You were just making out with a cardboard cutout of her.

    Oliver : [clenched teeth]  No, I wasn't.

    [to Skylar] 

    Oliver : Hi. I'm Oliver. Big fan of your work. You have so many amazing powers.

    Skylar Storm : Had so many amazing powers. Yesterday I was ambushed by The Annihilator. He neutralized my powers, took my invisible flying motorcycle. He even stole my costume. He left me standing there in my underwear.

    [Oliver daydreams, and Skylar snaps her fingers] 

    Oliver : I will definitely be buying that comic book when it comes out.

    Skylar Storm : Anyway, I came here to Mighty Med to get my powers restored. Unless... Explode!... Nothing.

    Kaz : Bummer, huh? Wait. If you did have your powers, would I have just exploded?

    Skylar Storm : Into a million pieces.

    Kaz : ...Awesome!

  • Oliver : Yesterday was so cool. I can't believe we get to save the people who save people.

    Kaz : You should trademark that. I would totally buy that t-shirt.

  • Jordan : So, did you guys find anything cool?

    Kaz : [chuckles]  Like what? A... a hospital for superheroes? No.

    Jordan : I meant for our found object robot. Now, this is an all-day project, so please keep Gus under control all day.

    Kaz : Don't worry. We won't let him anywhere near you.

    Gus : [appears behind Jordan]  New shampoo?

    Jordan : No, it's bug repellant, and obviously it's not working.

    Gus : Anyway, you asked for found objects and I found this in my room: $500 in small bills.

    [Jordan looks confused] 

    Gus : My parents give me money instead of attention.

  • [Kaz and Oliver are paged to the superhero hospital and must make up an excuse to leave] 

    Oliver : Uh, hey. Kaz and I have to take off for a bit.

    Jordan : What? You can't go. You guys promised to help me on this project!

    Oliver : We'll be back soon, okay? Uh, we just have to, um... stop by my grandmother's house.

    Kaz : Which is on fire.

    Oliver : ...creek Drive. Firecreek Drive, where she lives. Uh, she... she needs us, because of...

    Kaz : The fire.

    Oliver : ...alarms. The fire alarms. Uh, she needs us to make sure they're working, because of...

    Kaz : The fire.

    Oliver : [glares at Kaz]  Yes. Sure. My grandmother's house is on fire.

    Kaz : Okay, gotta go. See ya!

    Jordan : Please hurry back. I need you guys. Do not flake on me, Kaz!

  • [last lines of part 1] 

    [Kaz and Oliver are going to observe a surgery on Tecton, a superhero who has been impaled on a stop sign] 

    Oliver : You know, my parents always told me I was wasting my life on comicbooks and superheroes, but look at us now.

    [Kaz has a latex glove on his head] 

    Kaz : Check it out. I'm a rooster.

    Oliver : Stop Kazzing around. I vouched for you, and this job is really important to me. This could be the best after-school job ever.

    Kaz : Dude, I'm sorry, but if you leave a glove around, somebody's gonna put it on their head. It's just science.

    [Oliver looks disapproving] 

    Kaz : Fine. I'll behave.

    Oliver : Thank you.

    [Kaz takes the glove off his head] 

    Oliver : Yeah. I hope Tecton's gonna be okay. He's the only one who could stop Megahertz.

    Kaz : Oh, I'm sure he's gonna be okay. He survived falling into the Earth's core.

    Oliver : Only because the meteorite in his chest gives him healing powers.

    Kaz : That's it. He can heal himself. Oh, I'm gonna prove to Horace that I belong here.

    [he pulls out the stop sign] 

    Kaz : Ah.

    Oliver : What did you just do?

    Kaz : Oh, I just saved my favorite superhero like a boss.

    Oliver : We were just supposed to *observe* the surgery!

    Kaz : Relax. He always heals. That hole is gonna close right up... Here we go... Any second now...

    [the hole does not close up] 

    Kaz : Uh oh.

    Oliver : If anyone sees this, we're finished!

    Kaz : Commemorative "I Kazzed this up" fake photo?

  • [first lines of part 2] 

    [Kaz has impulsively pulled out a stop sign that impaled Tecton, thinking healing powers will save him] 

    Oliver : Kaz, how could you do this? Now Tecton has a giant hole in his chest!

    Kaz : Hey, calm down. Everything's gonna be fine.

    [gasp] 

    Kaz : I have the perfect solution. You wouldn't happen to have a giant cork on you, would you? 'Cause I only have this pretty big one.

    Oliver : [takes the pretty big cork]  What are we gonna do?

    Kaz : I'm gonna figure out why Tecton won't heal. You stay here.

    Oliver : A-and do what?

    Kaz : Oh, it's simple. All you have to do is keep out the dozens and dozens of doctors, nurses, orderlies, and technicians who could walk in at any second.

    Oliver : I-is that it?

    Kaz : Hey, look at me. Everything is going to be fine. Have I ever let you down before?

    Oliver : Constantly!

    Kaz : Name one time.

    Oliver : When you pulled out the stop sign!

    Kaz : That was 30 seconds ago! Stop living in the past! Do you know why they call it "the present"? Because it's a gift.

    [theme song starts] 

  • [Kaz reads through comicbooks trying to figure out why Tecton won't heal] 

    Kaz : Then Tecton battles The Impaler... gets impaled, obviously... and instantly heals! I don't get it.

    Clyde : What's not to get? Tecton always heals. See?

    [he reveals a poster that reads 'Tecton Always Heals'] 

    Clyde : It's why he never loses. See?

    [he reveals a poster that reads 'Tecton Never Loses'] 

    Clyde : [inhales]  Ahh. I love the smell of fresh new comics.

    Wallace : Mmm. This new batch smells like lavender.

    Clyde : That's actually my Cologne.

    Wallace : It really smells nice.

    Clyde : Thank you.

    [both chatter] 

    Kaz : It's the new Tecton issue!

    Clyde , Wallace : Whoa!

    Clyde : Are you mad? The release date on that comic is tomorrow!

    Kaz : So?

    Clyde , Wallace : So...

    Wallace : Okay, weird.

    Clyde : Are there no more rules? Are we living in a post-apocalyptic lawless society? Because if so, I'd like to ride a motorcycle.

    Wallace : And I'd like to wear an eye patch.

    Kaz : Gotta have those comicbooks. Oliver's depending on me. Maybe there's something in there that'll explain why Tecton's not healing.

    Clyde : You make it sound like he's a real person.

    Kaz : Uh, that's because he is... in my fanfiction. Yeah, uh, Tecton, he pops a zit and it won't heal. Yeah, he just keeps picking at it.

    Wallace : Well, that's nowhere near as good as our fanfiction.

    Clyde : Yes. Two stunningly handsome twin brothers

    Wallace : Slash shopkeepers

    Clyde : Are captured by two gorgeous swimsuit models.

    Wallace : Slash vampire hunters.

    Clyde : Who cook the brothers grilled cheese sandwiches whenever they want.

    Wallace : Pow pow.

    Kaz : Wow, that sounds really good. Can I read that?

    Clyde : Ooh. Our first fan

    Wallace : We'll get you a copy.

    Kaz : Thank you!

    [takes a comicbook] 

    Kaz : I'll pay for this later!

  • Skylar Storm : There you are. You need to see this.

    Benny : Again with the videos of you doing backflips? We get it. You're flexible.

    Skylar Storm : Hey, that video has 56 likes.

    Benny : And one dislike.

    [points at himself] 

    Skylar Storm : That's not what I need to show you!

    [turns on a TV] 

    Newscaster : [on TV]  Superhero news network has just learned that two normos are now working at Mighty Med hospital. The normos performed an unauthorized surgery on Tecton, who is now very, very weak. This, according to our source, a young man who was clearly disguising his voice by speaking into a coffee mug.

    Alan Diaz : [quickly turns off the TV]  Well, that's enough of that.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Alan, do you realize what you've done? Now Megahertz knows that Tecton is here and weak! You are in big trouble! Big trouble!

    Alan Diaz : Oh, come on. What are the odds Megahertz was watching at that exact moment?

    Megahertz : [offscreen]  Where is he? Where is Tecton?

    Kaz : I'd say 100%

  • [Tecton is dying, causing small earthquakes] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : We have to save him! If he dies, no one will be able to stop Megahertz and he'll continue his reign of terror!

    Kaz : I-I can't let Tecton die. We have to do something!

    Oliver : Oh... something's interfering with his ability to heal, so, quick, think of everything you know about Tecton starting with is very first comicbook!

    Kaz : Okay. The Adventures of Tecton, issue one, copyright 1975.

    Oliver : Oh my gosh, flip ahead!

    Kaz : Okay, uh... uh... he gets his powers from the delta radiation which emanates from the meteorite in his chest!

    Oliver : ANd his only weakness is gargulon gas, but... it doesn't exist on Earth in its natural form.

    Kaz : Well, gargulon gas is formed when...

    Kaz , Oliver : ...delta radiation reacts with gold!

    Kaz : Okay, then there must be gold inside of him! Okay. I'm going in.

    [Kaz puts his hand in Tecton's wound] 

    Kaz : Ugh. Icky. Gross. Ah.. Got it.

    [pulls out an object covered in blue guts] 

    Oliver : Gold coin... covered in guts. Must've gotten in there when he stopped Megahertz from robbing that bank!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : He's starting to heal. Well done, gentlemen! You were right! You do make a great team!

    Alan Diaz : What? B-but they broke the rules!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : And then they saved the day, so I'm totally gonna ignore the first part. To celebrate the real heroes of this hospital, nurse, get the limbo stick.

  • [Megahertz has broken into Mighty Med to fight a wounded Tecton] 

    Oliver : Megahertz is gonna fight Tecton! We've got to do something!

    Kaz : What? We don't have any powers.

    Skylar Storm : Neither do I, but I can still do this. Hey, Megahertz

    [Megahertz looks in her direction] 

    Skylar Storm : There's a storm coming. Skylar Storm.

    Oliver : That's my boo.

    [Skylar starts fighting Megahertz and Horace attempts to use a superpower] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I can't freeze him. His electrical field is blocking my powers.

    Oliver : Kaz, Skylar can't hold him off for long! We've got to create a diversion! It's time for you to do what you do best.

    Kaz : Get on people's nerves?

    Oliver : Exactly.

  • Kaz : Hey, listen, about before, I'm sorry I almost got us fired and/or cubed. I messed up and you bailed me out like you always do. Thanks.

    Oliver : I'm sorry too, and you were right. I wouldn't be here without you, and I wouldn't want to be.

    Kaz : Commemorative "bros again" fake photo?

    Oliver : Absolutely.

    Oliver : All right.

  • Dr. Horace Diaz : So, how do you like your new scrubs?

    Kaz : We're not in scrubs.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : You were.

    [holds up a picture of a bridge] 

    Oliver : Mmm.. that's a picture of a bridge.

    Oliver : Huh. I love bridges!

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Say... say "we're not in scrubs" again.

    Kaz : We're not in scrubs.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : You were.

    [holds up a picture of Kaz and Oliver in scrubs] 

  • Dr. Horace Diaz : Splendid work today. Splendid! I'll see you boys tomorrow after school.

    Alan Diaz : What? But what about the newscast? Everyone knows we have normal here.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I don't care. Let the whole world know they work here.

    [to Kaz and Oliver] 

    Dr. Horace Diaz : Remember, you can't tell anyone you work here.

    Alan Diaz : [jumping aggressively]  This is not fair! This is not...

    Dr. Horace Diaz : [freezes Alan in time]  Now, let's go down to accounting and get you paid.

    Oliver : Paid? Are you kidding? I would totally work here for nothing.

    Kaz : He meant nothing less than a million dollars a week.

    [Horace looks disapproving] 

    Kaz : A thousand dollars a week.

    [Horace looks disapproving] 

    Kaz : A hundred dollars a week.

    Dr. Horace Diaz : I was gonna give you two hundred, but a hundred it is.

  • [last lines] 

    [Kaz and Oliver are in the comic shop] 

    Kaz : I would like to buy the meteorite of Zandor.

    Wallace : Okay, and just how are you able to afford such an incredibly rare artifact?

    Clyde : Yes. It's the only one of its kind in the world.

    [pulls out another meteorite of Zandor] 

    Kaz : I got this money from Mighty Med.

    Wallace : Mighty Med? What's that?

    Oliver : Uh, Mi-Mighty Med. He's the new rapper. Um, w-we're in his entourage.

    Kaz : Yeah. Yeah, he, uh, pays us to walk around and tell him how *ugly* he is.

    Wallace : Is that a thing?

    Clyde : That is not a thing.

    Oliver : Anyway, gotta go. See you later.

    [to Kaz] 

    Oliver : What are you doing? You cannot tell anyone about the hospital. You almost blew it!

    Kaz : Oh, they didn't catch on. Besides, it's just Wallace and Clyde.

    Wallace : All right, see you guys next week.

    [Kaz and Oliver leave] 

    Clyde : [voice slimier]  Finally, our way into Mighty Med.

    Wallace : [voice slimier]  And before long, all the weak superheroes...

    Wallace , Clyde : ...will be dead superheroes!

    [their eyes glow and insignias appear on their foreheads] 

See also

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