Mighty Med (TV Series)
Saving the People Who Save People (2013)
Walter Jones: Dr.
Quotes
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[Kaz and Oliver enter the Mighty Med hospital]
Oliver : We've been reading about superheroes our... our whole lives, and it turns out they're real? My whole world has been turned upside down.
Kaz : Not as much as hers.
[points to a woman hanging upside down from something invisible]
Benny : [brings the Crusher in on a gurney] Incoming! Incoming! Make a path, people! I've got a non-responsive hero. Temperature is 4,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and he's oozing weird blue glowing stuff. It tastes like hummus. This dude needs medical attention stat!
Kaz : That's the Crusher, the strongest man in the universe!
Oliver : Yeah, what's wrong with him?
Benny : He's going into cardiac arrest, people! Okay, he and I have the same personal trainer. How is that possible?
Dr. : Clear!
[uses defibrillator on the Crusher]
Dr. : His heart's not responding. I don't understand!
Oliver : He's dying! We have to do something!
Kaz : Hold on. If the Crusher's real, then maybe everything we've read about him is real too.
Oliver : O-okay. In-in the latest issue, the Crusher has just returned from the planet Ebrion.
Kaz : Where the gravity is 40 times that of Earth...
Dr. : He's crashing. Clear!
[defibrillates again]
Oliver : Uh, maybe the extreme gravity pulled his heart from his chest down to his feet!
Kaz : They're shocking the wrong place! Here, give me those!
[takes the defibrillator pads]
Oliver : Wait! Kaz, what are you...
[Kaz defibrillates the Crusher's feet, curing him instantly. All applaud, and the doctor high-fives the Crusher and is knocked across the room]
Kaz : Thank you, nurse. I'll need the Henderson x-rays in my office. Oh, and I'll need an office.
Oliver : Kaz, what are you doing? We're not doctors.
Benny : You're not? Guards!
Kaz : Oh, no, we're not guards either.
[two Mighty Med guards in blue uniforms teleport in]
Oliver : No, but they are!
Kaz : Commemorative terrified fake photo?
