- Fat Amy: You're Beca Effin' Mitchell! You're the big B.M! You're the most talented person I know. And I've met three of the Wiggles... intimately.
- Fat Amy: Listen, I don't want you guys to fight. You're Beca and Chloe, together you're Bhloe and everyone loves a good Bhloe.
- Beca's Boss: Any ideas? Because I...
- Dax: Okay, um, hear me out. We can remove the sleigh bells, and put in kalimba... You know, the finger thing.
- Beca's Boss: I know what a kalimba does. I know how it's operated, okay?
- Dax: Kalimba...
- Beca's Boss: Don't say it again. Go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner.
- Dax: But what am I gonna do with my Sriracha?
- Beca's Boss: Say one more hipster thing and I'm gonna shove you in your vintage bassoon case.
- Aubrey: Oh, we don't have ladders. Ladders represent a social hierarchy that's counterproductive to what we're trying to do here.
- Pieter Krämer: With what? More of Flabby Abbie's baby shoot?
- Fat Amy: That's not my name.
- Pieter Krämer: I don't know your name. Could be anything. Obese Denise. Inflexible Tina. Lazy Susan.
- Rip-Off Host: The prize? Epic bragging rights!
- Crowd: [mumbles in disappointment]
- Rip-Off Host: Oh, and a $42,000 gift card to DAVE & BUSTER'S!
- Crowd: [uproars in cheers]
- Rip-Off Host: You think you're a better lyricist than Sir Mix-a-lot. A man who was knighted by Queen. You know the band Queen?
- Emily: My mom was a Bella.
- Chloe: Your mother is Katherine Junk?
- Fat Amy: Who?
- Chloe: Only the top bitch of the 1981 Bellas. She pioneered the syncopated booty shake. And word is she has a five-octave vocal range.
- Emily: Yep, still does. You do not want to hear that woman doing it with my dad.
- Fat Amy: What an odd thing to say.
- Chloe: True.