Jason Bateman credited as playing...
Max
- Annie: Honey, we'll get you to a hospital, okay?
- Max: No, no hospital. This is a gunshot wound, they'll call the cops.
- Annie: Shit! Okay, so we go to a mob doctor, right?
- Max: You know one of those, sweetheart?
- Annie: No.
- Max: No.
- Annie: What about a veterinarian that works for the mob?
- Max: You know one of those?
- Annie: No.
- Brooks: I'm a fraud, Max. I'm not the carefree dude that wins at everything he touches. You know how I win? I cheat. I cheat at everything. I even cheated when we were kids playing Battleship.
- Max: What?
- Brooks: Didn't you ever wonder why I made you sit with your back to the TV? It was so I could see your ships in the reflection. I mean, I even took five grand every time we played Monopoly, before we even started playing the game. I cheated at the game of life. And at The Game of Life.
- [the group shows up unannounced Gary's house, telling him they want a spontaneous game night]
- Gary: I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.
- [Gary steps away from the door and walks back into his dark house]
- Annie: Do we follow him?
- Max: It seems like it.
- Sarah: Ryan, you go first.
- Ryan: I'm scared.
- [Max and Annie are hosting a game night and have kept it from Gary]
- Gary: I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.
- Max: Oh, you bet.
- Gary: I've always enjoyed the camaraderie of good friends competing in games of chance and skill.
- Annie: Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll do that, but tonight, it's just the two of us.
- Gary: Three bags of Tostito's Scoops, I notice.
- Max: There was a special on these tonight. Three for one.
- Gary: Three for one?
- Max: Yep.
- Gary: How can that be profitable for Frito Lay?
- Max: These corporations, I don't know what they're doing.
- Gary: Well, you two enjoy each other. It's often we don't appreciate what we have until it's gone.
- [Max and Annie wait, until they suddenly realize the conversation is over]
- Max: I think that's it.
- Annie: Okay. Bye-bye!