And So It Goes (2014)
Michael Douglas: Oren Little
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Quotes
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Oren Little : And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
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Oren Little : I slept with Leah.
Claire : Whoa. You did mess up.
Oren Little : Well, the sex was actually pretty good, but...
Claire : ...but you left immediately after. Right?
Oren Little : How'd you know that?
Claire : You think you invented men being assholes?
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Oren Little : You have a beautiful voice, particularly when you make it all the way through a song.
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Oren Little : Wanna watch some TV?
Sarah : Sure.
Oren Little : I don't watch animation, MTV, BRAVO, Oprah, reruns or sitcoms. What do you wanna watch?
Sarah : Can we watch "Duck Dynasty"?
Oren Little : What station is it on?
Sarah : A&E.
Oren Little : Sure.
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Oren Little : You see that's what happens when you have sex.
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Oren Little : [Oren leaving Claire] "You know, I once heard someone say that every hello is just a goodbye waiting to happen."
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Oren Little : Why does cancer kill good people? And you're still alive.
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Oren Little : [picks up a picture frame] This looks like a Eugene.
Leah : And what does a Eugene look like?
Oren Little : Like someone who loved you.
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Oren Little : So, where are you all from?
Selena : Texas.
Oren Little : I have a list of 40 states I try to avoid. Texas is number 7.
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Leah : On a personal level, I consider you a disgusting pig.
Oren Little : Guess that's a step up from being an asshole.
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Oren Little : I might have found somebody else who likes me, so you can die now.
Claire : Who in God's name would be that stupid?
Oren Little : My granddaughter.
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Leah : I'm a wanna-be lounge singer...
Oren Little : ...with a shark for an agent.
Leah : No, it's ridiculous. I'm 65, ugh!
Oren Little : I've sold houses older than you, alright, and in a lot worse condition.
Leah : That makes me feel good.
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Oren Little : What are you doing here?
Luke Little : I don't know, I thought I should check in every death or ten years, whichever comes first.
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Oren Little : Would you like to do this
[sandwich]
Oren Little : yourself?
Sarah : Only if you do it wrong.
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Oren Little : Don't give the dog human food. It teaches them how to beg.
Sarah : You gave him mayonnaise bread.
Oren Little : No, I didn't.
Sarah : I saw you.
Oren Little : You're gonna make someone a great wife someday.
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[first lines]
Oren Little : [hikes up the hill in the cemetery talking to himself] You should get a discount if you die visiting your beloved. I don't know why you picked the hilltop. Not exactly like you can take in the view.
Oren Little : Anyway... Happy Birthday Sarah.
[places flowers]
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Claire : What's the matter?
Oren Little : I messed up. I need a woman's perspective -and you're the closest thing too it.
Claire : You always could charm me.