Modern Family (TV Series)

Bringing Up Baby (2012)

Ariel Winter: Alex Dunphy

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• Claire Dunphy : Here. Drink this. It's for your hangover.

  Haley Dunphy : Ugh. It smells gross.

  Claire Dunphy : Well, then you better drink it fast.

  Haley Dunphy : [Drinking it and running out, gagging]  Ew! I'm gonna throw up! Ugh! Ugh!

  Alex Dunphy : [Sniffing the contents]  Ugh! That's a hangover cure?

  Claire Dunphy : No.

• Haley Dunphy : For whatever it's worth, Dylan was very responsible last night. He's a good guy to have around the house.

  Claire Dunphy : Mm. Where are we going with this?

  Haley Dunphy : Well, since I can't move in with him anymore, he can't afford his apartment. So I was wondering if it would be okay if he could stay with us for a couple weeks?

  Claire Dunphy : Sure. Oh, you know what? Why don't you guys take our room?

  Haley Dunphy : Aw!

  Alex Dunphy : She's being facetious.

  [Haley gives her a blank stare] 

  Alex Dunphy : Sarcastic.

  [Haley still looks confused] 

  Alex Dunphy : Dylan no stay.

  Haley Dunphy : What? Oh, come on! He'd help out a lot. He's very handy.

  Alex Dunphy : Really? The guy who locked himself *in* his car?

  Claire Dunphy : You are in no position to be asking for favors, young lady.

• Claire Dunphy : Ooh! How was prom?

  Alex Dunphy : So fun. Michael and I danced all night...

  Claire Dunphy : Uh-huh.

  Alex Dunphy : And then we stayed after and helped clean up, which was awesome because I got to meet next year's trig teacher.

  Claire Dunphy : That is not the prom I remember.

  Haley Dunphy : [Hung over]  I have such a bad headache.

  Claire Dunphy : That's the prom I remember.

• Mitchell Pritchett : Hey, Dad, Gloria, open our present.

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ooh! I hope it's something fancy.

  [Opens the bag to a onesie with a Union Jack on it] 

  Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It's for the baby! I love it!

  Cameron Tucker : We got it in a shop at Heathrow, duty free.

  Luke Dunphy : [laughs]  Not for long. Heh.

  Cameron Tucker : [Slight English accent]  Isn't it absolutely brilliant?

  Mitchell Pritchett : Okay, we were in London two weeks. Lose the accent, Madonna.

  Alex Dunphy : Why is your face all scratched up?

  Mitchell Pritchett : Stupid Larry.