Holliston (TV Series)

Blobby (2013)

Adam Green: Adam

Quotes 

• Joe : Putting on a concert for your dolls again?

  Adam : They're not dolls they're action figures, can't you knock? What if I had a girl in here.

  [Off of Joe's look] 

  Adam : It could happen.

• Laura : His name is Blobby.

  Adam : Blobby?

  Laura : I'm keeping him.

• Adam : Wait, why are you British?

  Axl the cat : Why are you a bloody cunt?

• Adam : Jesus, Corri. Your boobs are huge when you're a cartoon character.

  Corri : Thank you.

• Lance Rockett : Listen, Adam. We're probably not gonna live through this and, well, I'm just gonna be blunt. I don't want you to die a virgin.

  Adam : I'm not a virgin.

  Lance Rockett : Sure you're not, Adam. Sure you're not.

  Adam : Are you propositioning me?

  Lance Rockett : I don't know. Am I?

  Adam : No thanks, Lance. I'll take my chances outside.

  Lance Rockett : Listen, Joe. We're probably not gonna live through this and, well, I'm just gonna be blunt...

  Joe : -You're asking me second?

  Lance Rockett : Any port in a storm, Dude.

  Joe : I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm offended.

• Axl the cat : I'll have you know my name isn't Axl. It is Nigel Carruthers.

  Adam : No it isn't.

  Axl the cat : But can it be?

• Adam : Dude! You ate my cat?

  Oderus Urungus : No one else was going to eat Nigel Carruthers. British food all tastes like cardboard.

• Joe : Ever read the pilot episode that you wrote for this show, Adam? About as original a storyline as AVATAR. No offense.

  Adam : None taken. I liked DANCES WITH AVATAR.

• Axl the cat : Now, scratches! Yes, yes, don't forget the frumunda.

  Adam : What's the frumunda?

  Axl the cat : Frumunda my balls.

• [a blob is running amok in town] 

  Oderus Urungus : Dude! Have you seen what's going on outside?

  Adam : What if I told you I knew who was... sort of responsible for it?

  Oderus Urungus : Call the police or the military and report that asshole!

  Adam : What if that someone was... my friends and I?

  Oderus Urungus : Pretend you never saw it. And if they catch you, blame the others! Settle for a plea bargain. By the time they get out of jail, they'll have found God and learned how to forgive you.

• Joe : Dude, this is it! You know how they say every bad thing that turns into a natural disaster happens for a reason?

  Adam : They say that?

• Adam : Corri, sometimes the best way to make up for your mistakes is to just pretend it didn't happen and let someone else deal with fixing it while you capitalize on it for your blossoming film career.