Holliston (TV Series)

Blobby (2013)

Joe Lynch: Joe

Quotes 

• Joe : Putting on a concert for your dolls again?

  Adam : They're not dolls they're action figures, can't you knock? What if I had a girl in here.

  [Off of Joe's look] 

  Adam : It could happen.

• Joe : It bit me!

  Laura : Blobby, why would you do that?

  [to Joe] 

  Laura : He said you started it.

  Joe : No I didn't!

  Laura : He said you poked him in the face.

  Joe : God, you always take his side!

• Joe : For the record, I always said the creepy Asian guy down the hall was a serial killer, did I not?

• Lance Rockett : Listen, Adam. We're probably not gonna live through this and, well, I'm just gonna be blunt. I don't want you to die a virgin.

  Adam : I'm not a virgin.

  Lance Rockett : Sure you're not, Adam. Sure you're not.

  Adam : Are you propositioning me?

  Lance Rockett : I don't know. Am I?

  Adam : No thanks, Lance. I'll take my chances outside.

  Lance Rockett : Listen, Joe. We're probably not gonna live through this and, well, I'm just gonna be blunt...

  Joe : -You're asking me second?

  Lance Rockett : Any port in a storm, Dude.

  Joe : I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm offended.

• Joe : Ever read the pilot episode that you wrote for this show, Adam? About as original a storyline as AVATAR. No offense.

  Adam : None taken. I liked DANCES WITH AVATAR.

• Joe : Dude, this is it! You know how they say every bad thing that turns into a natural disaster happens for a reason?

  Adam : They say that?