Quotes
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Axl the cat : Stop right there! I demand treats. And not just licking the empty can of tuna. I want Pounce! The moist kind with real crab! Do it now! Or I will urinate in your closet for a seventh time.
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Adam : Wait, why are you British?
Axl the cat : Why are you a bloody cunt?
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Axl the cat : Slave Person! I require food! And then my litter needs to be changed. Something smells... amiss.
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Axl the cat : Humans cannot stop me! I am a cat! I am fearless!
[Knock at the door]
Axl the cat : Strange person entering our home! Quick, hide!
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Axl the cat : I'll have you know my name isn't Axl. It is Nigel Carruthers.
Adam : No it isn't.
Axl the cat : But can it be?
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Axl the cat : I'll just take a nap. Wait!
[Checks watch]
Axl the cat : I was supposed to be in the bedroom five minutes ago!
[Dashes off to the bedroom]
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Axl the cat : Humans cannot stop me! I am a cat! I am fearless!
[Knock at the door]
Axl the cat : Strange person entering our home! Quick, hide!
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Axl the cat : I'll just take a nap. Wait!
[Checks watch]
Axl the cat : I was supposed to be in the bedroom five minutes ago!
[Dashes off to the bedroom]
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Axl the cat : Now, scratches! Yes, yes, don't forget the frumunda.
Adam : What's the frumunda?
Axl the cat : Frumunda my balls.
