A Very Potter Senior Year (2013 TV Movie)

Darren Criss: Harry

Quotes 

• Harry : Guys, thanks for letting me stay at The Burrow all summer.

  Ron : Hey, no problem pal! I'm just sorry you had to share a bed with Ginny, it must be weird sleeping with your girlfriend.

  Harry : Noo, no it was weird that your mom was there too... and you... and your whole family, like all in one bed, you guys are so poor.

• Ron : Man, I am literally surrounded by kissing, Bill and Fleur, you and Ginny, I want to do that!

  Harry : Dude, she's your sister, just ask her!

• Harry : Mom! You're still with dad in heaven? That's so beautiful.

  Lily Potter : Actually Harry, your father and I separated. He's kind of immature. But I found someone new in heaven.

  Cedric Diggory : I'd say we *found* each other.

  Harry : What the fuck?

• Malfoy : Surely you chaps remember all the good times we had at school together. Like when we battled professor Quirrell and I destroyed that last horcrux. Or when I traveled back in time and saved you from my evil father.

  Harry : No, I don't really remember that. I was 11.

  Malfoy : Well then, surely you chaps remember our third year. The most memorable and important one, when we all went to Pigfarts. I did many important things that year. And we had so many clean jokes, good songs, and nobody swore.

  Harry : Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I remember that year. Fuck that year!

• Ron : I'm frightened, Harry.

  Harry : Quiet, Hermione! This is it. This is the chamber of secrets monster. I can feel it. Usually it takes me all year to solve a mystery, but not this year! No way man, I'm on fire. The boy who was on fire, that's what they'll call me!

• Harry : Twilight? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've heard of that. I don't like how those books objectify men.

• Harry : Yes! I do have the magical ability to talk to spiders! I'm back!

  Aragog : No. I'm just a spider with the magical ability to talk to humans.