The Mentalist (TV Series)

Ruby Slippers (2012)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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Quotes 

• Grace Van Pelt : How did you know Archie was gay?

  Patrick Jane : Well, Archie Sr. named his son after himself like a king. He was hoping for an heir, yet there's not one photo of Junior in the house.

  Grace Van Pelt : You think he's ashamed of him.

  Patrick Jane : Well, look at this room. Traditional masculine decor. Bold nautical themes.

  Grace Van Pelt : It's like a furniture catalog threw up in here.

  Patrick Jane : Yes. These are not the choices of a teenager. I think Archie Sr. personally decorated this room in the attempt to butch up his gay son.

• Teresa Lisbon : [watching the victim's father]  So, do you think he killed the victim?

  Patrick Jane : He did. Or, at least he feels like he did. Hard to be certain. Guilt comes in many forms.

  Teresa Lisbon : That's the best you can do?

  Patrick Jane : For now.

• Patrick Jane : Are you wearing perfume?

  Teresa Lisbon : [scoffs]  Right.

  Patrick Jane : Well, you've been standing close to someone that is.

  Teresa Lisbon : Oh, that would be Glennda. She's very fragrant.

  Patrick Jane : You just called Glennda "she".

  Teresa Lisbon : So?

  Patrick Jane : You didn't before. I have to go.

  Teresa Lisbon : Where?

  Patrick Jane : I just had a thoughtless impulse. Or an inspired hunch. I'm not sure which yet. I'll let you know.

• Teresa Lisbon : [watching Risgby question a suspect]  What do you think?

  Patrick Jane : Well, all cruelty stems from weakness, and this one's a quivering mass. Emotionally immature. Aggressively masculine. He harbors childhood pain tied to bedwetting or some similar humiliation. Yeah, he could be our killer, too.

  Teresa Lisbon : You're not making this easy.

• Patrick Jane : Nothing wows like vintage Madonna.