Drew Sawyer credited as playing...
Clint (segment "Amateur Night")
- [Clint hears Lily whisper to him at the bar for the first time]
- Clint: What?
- [Lily talks without any sound]
- Clint: I - I have no idea what you're saying. Why are you all alone?
- [Clint finally gets his drinks he was waiting for]
- Clint: Thanks, man.
- Clint: Hey, you want to go meet some people over there?
- Lily: [Lily silently whispers] I like you.
- Clint: Well, I like you too. So, do you ever come here... before?
- Lily: [Lily whispers quietly again] I like you.
- Clint: Oh, okay.
- [Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]
- Shane: Oh, perfect fit!
- Patrick: Gimme! Gimme one of these!
- Shane: It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!
- Clint: What?
- Shane: That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!
- Shane: [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror] Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?
- Clint: Yeah.
- Shane: These are not just any glasses, my friend.
- Clint: They're dork glasses.
- Shane: These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!
- Patrick: There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!
- Shane: Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!
- Clint: Where can you get em'?
- Patrick: Internet, like...
- [Patrick continues to laugh all over]
- Shane: Oh, it's so good! I can't even...
- Clint: Am I just, like, a spy now?
- Shane: Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.
- Clint: I get it. I know what you want to do.
- Patrick: [Patrick laughs and yells out] Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.