- Holappa: Remember The night you sang karaoke?
- Hannes Huotari: And sang well?
- Holappa: And sang well
- Hannes Huotari: I'm still waiting for the record company and the tour manager to call
- Holappa: Maybe they weren't around
- Hannes Huotari: Such a performance should have the word spreading
- Holappa: There were the two... women
- Hannes Huotari: Dames, gals, skirts, Sheilas. I wasn't good enough. Too old, I was told
- Holappa: I met the smaller one later. We almost got married.
- Hannes Huotari: Why didn't you? pretty girl, though a quiet one
- Holappa: I lost her phone number.
- Hannes Huotari: Why don't you ask the directory?
- Holappa: I don't know her name.
- Hannes Huotari: That certainly is a slight problem
- Liisa: You're quiet tonight. Because of that scoundrel?
- Ansa Grönholm: First, he thinks my flat is a pub. Then he doesn't call to apologize. I thought he would have been... different.
- Liisa: In what way?
- Ansa Grönholm: In some way at least.
- Liisa: They are all cast from the same mold. Sadly, it is broken.
- Ansa Grönholm: That was well said.
- Liisa: All men are swine!
- Ansa Grönholm: That's not true. Swine are intelligent and sympathetic.