- Sue Heck: Mom ate your toenails.
- Axl Heck: [chuckles] Seriously?
- Frankie Heck: You clip your toenails into a chip bag? Who does that? What the hell is the matter with you?
- Axl Heck: What? You yell at me when I leave them on the table, you yell at me when I leave them in the chip bag. God, there's no pleasing you people.
- Mike Heck: What's going on?
- Axl Heck: Mom's wigging out because she ate my toenails.
- Mike Heck: What?
- Frankie Heck: [gagging] Aah!
- Sue Heck: Axl clipped his toenails into a chip bag and Mom ate'em.
- Frankie Heck: Stop saying it out loud!
- Sue Heck: Oh my God. Did you just eat that?
- Frankie Heck: Relax. Hm? There's hardly any left. You know, when I buy the good snacks...
- Sue Heck: Axl clipped his toenails in there. The chip bag. Axl clipped his toenails in the chip bag. You just ate Axl's toenails!