Eureka (TV Series)

Mirror, Mirror (2012)

Neil Grayston: Douglas Fargo, S.A.R.A.H.

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• Douglas Fargo : Smart Dust, it was supposed to be my legacy. Now I'm just gonna be known as Director Screw-up.

  Jack Carter : Yes. But fantastically, they are calling it Far-mageddon.

• Douglas Fargo : Major, I don't know what else you want from me. You wanted the evidence. We gave it to you.

  Major William Shaw : And I just got a call from Justice. That evidence didn't exactly get there in one piece.

  Douglas Fargo : Well, you have to use a reputable moving company. When I shipped my pinball machines out, I got on Yelp, I got recommendations...

• Douglas Fargo : If the particles are untethered, the Control Unit will have to re-assimilate the cloud immediately.

  Jack Carter : Well, fire this bad boy up and sweep up the dust.

  Douglas Fargo : [Opens panel]  Where's the control unit?

  Jack Carter : ...I hate being right.

• Jack Carter : Random mirrors everywhere isn't the worst thing in the world. We'll deal.

  Douglas Fargo : No. Loose Smart Dust could potentially disrupt every band on the electromagnetic spectrum. Phones, computers...

  Jack Carter : We'll deal.

  Douglas Fargo : ...The neural impulses in our brains.

  [Jack makes a face] 

  Douglas Fargo : Abstract thought, logic, the higher functions will go first. And then it'll hit the other stuff.

  Jack Carter : What other stuff?

  Douglas Fargo : You know. Speech. Movement.

  [Clears throat] 

  Douglas Fargo : Bladder control.

• Jack Carter : The entire Eureka Smart Car system went down 10 minutes ago. As did our digital links to the outside world.

  Douglas Fargo : Well, the good news is, the cloud is stabilizing. It's only affecting equipment so far.

  Jack Carter : Oh! So a few more hours of bladder control. I'll take it.

• Douglas Fargo : Initial, and initial, signature, thumbprint, date of birth.

  Holly Marten : Oh, which time?

  Douglas Fargo : Oh, you know, let's leave that one blank for now.

• Holly Marten : I need your John Hancock. Well, Doug Hancock.

  Douglas Fargo : Uh, sure. What am I Handcocking?

  Holly Marten : Some supplies. Human tissue cultures, bioreactors, water-soluble carbodiimide. You know, normal girl stuff. LOL.