Scott : Charles, I've spent the better half of the past 8 years in and out of hospitals.
Charles : Are you a doctor?
Scott : There's more to life than getting straight A's.
Scott : [about pet frog] So what happened here?
Charles : Sampson passed away.
Scott : Oh, I'm sorry. That really sucks. How'd it happened?
Charles : I'm in the middle of an investigation. Could be foul play.
Maria : You know you shouldn't smoke.
Scott : Hell, cigarettes are the least of my problems.
Maria : Yeah, what's your worst?
Scott : My mouth.
Katherine : You know cooked tonight? I hadn't cooked in years.
Scott : That means I'm a good influence.
Katherine : No, you're *under* the influence.
Katherine : Why *do* you have a horse?
Scott : This guy in Memphis owed me some money, I took the horse instead. It worked out well, 'cuz I got a couple of DUIs, and I can't operate anything with a key.
Katherine : Hmm, maybe we'll lock our doors.
Scott : See, that was always her problem, always wanting to be in control. I have no control.
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