Bachelorette (2012)

Isla Fisher: Katie

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Quotes 

• Joe : You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick.

  Katie : Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard.

• Regan : Okay, how much money do you guys have?

  Katie : I have 5 maxed out credit cards!

  Gena : I have a twen... actually I ripped it. I got nothing.

  Regan : Well, that sums up your lives.

• Katie : I have a really important announcement. I lost my cell phone, and the last time I saw it, was back there, and I just feel like somebody took it.

• Katie : Once I was so stoned I thought I was in an episode of 90210, and I kept yelling "Dylan!".

  Joe : Awesome! I got so fucked up once on shrooms that I started a fight club with my cats.

  Katie : I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "did I just have sex with a hamburger?"

• Katie : Oh, do you believe in magic?

  Joe : Yes, I do. That's abso... yes.

  Katie : Do you believe in a magic vagina?

  Joe : A magic vagina?

  Katie : It would bewitch you with its magic.

  Joe : I've been bewitched by vaginas before. It's scary, actually.

• Katie : What do you call a bachelorette party without a bride?

  Gena : Friday?

• Gena : [seeing the torn wedding dress out in the open]  What are you doing? Why do you have the baby out of the garbage bag?

  Regan : I'm matching the thread color to the dress.

  Gena : [mockingly]  Uh, it's a wedding dress. I think maybe it's white.

  Katie : Oh, actually, it's ivory.

  Regan : Actually, it's pearl.

  Gena : OK. You know what? Knowing stuff like that does not make you guys cool. It makes you...

  Regan : Amazing?

  Katie : Gorgeous?

  Regan : Incredible?

  Katie : God blessed me with perfect tits, it's only right that people should know that?

  Gena : I was gonna say it makes you stupid.