Jesse Eisenberg credited as playing...
- Jack: With age comes wisdom.
- John: With age comes exhaustion.
- Jack: Look, the time for debating has long passed. Let's go down to the car.
- Monica: Oh, a car is different. You can fuck me in the car, I'm fine with that.
- Jack: It's incredible that the Colosseum is still standing after thousands of years. You know, Sally and I have to re-tile the bathroom every six months.
- Monica: Michelangelo, he's not a sufferer.
- Jack: What's so great about suffering?
- Monica: There's something that's attractive about a man that's sensitive to the agonies of the universe.
- Jack: It's sort of charming that she's a con artist.
- John: Yes. She does have a certain something, which trumps logic. So go ahead, walk into the propeller.
