Woody Allen credited as playing...
- Michelangelo: He sings for pleasure, not money.
- Jerry: Well, there's a great deal of pleasure in money. You know, you... it's green and crinkly. You can fondle the bills.
- Jerry: Don't analyze me, Phyllis, okay? You know, many have tried and all have failed. My brain doesn't fit the usual id-ego-superego model!
- Phyllis: No, you have the only brain with three ids.
- Phyllis: If you'd just relax and stop clenching your fists.
- Jerry: I can't unclench when there's turbulence. You know, I am an atheist.
- Jerry: In life I have a terrible voice, but when I'm soaping myself under hot water, I sound just like Eartha Kitt.
- Hayley: You look strange.
- Jerry: Phyllis, I'm having... there's a psychological term for this. I'm having a breakthrough or an epiphany. What is the term for what I'm having?
- Phyllis: A death wish.
- Jerry: I see New York. I see Vienna Opera House. I see Paris.
- Phyllis: All in the shower?
- Jerry: Yes. They love it that he sings in the shower. They identify. You know, he's going to be the most popular opera singer in the world.
- Phyllis: Certainly the cleanest.
- Jerry: Jesus. The kid's a Communist, the father's a mortician. Does the mother run a leper colony?
- Jerry: If you're channeling Freud, ask for my money back.
