Michael Paré credited as playing...
Commandant
- Blubberella: I don't really like to play with my food.
- The Commandant: Where did you get that outfit? The fashion institute for the blind? Very funny!
- Blubberella: No. Don't joke because Germans are known for their sense of humor.
- The Commandant: Germans are VERY funny! Now, who shall I say has the honor of besting me today?
- Blubberella: [tired] I'm the Dhaphir. Half-human, half-vampire. Like killing you is any honor.