- Sheriff Jack Carter: [Answering phone] Hey, Andy, let me guess. There's a quantum, run-away, something-or-other.
- [pauses]
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Somebody did what?
- [pauses]
- Sheriff Jack Carter: I'll be right there.
- [hangs up phone]
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Somebody robbed a BANK!
- [runs out of Cafe Diem]
- Sheriff Jack Carter: YEEEAAAHHH!
- Vincent: Should he really be happy about that?
- Sheriff Jack Carter: [Walking down the street] No blob, no wormhole, just a good, old-fashioned bank robbery!
- Deputy Andy 2.0: You seem down right perky, boss.
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Yeah! We're gonna take fingerprints! We're going to do tire impressions! We're going to interview...
- [sees an emtpy lot where the bank was]
- Sheriff Jack Carter: ... witnesses. Uh, Andy?
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Yeah, boss?
- Sheriff Jack Carter: You said there was a bank robbery.
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Yep, someone took it last night.
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Of course they did.
- Dr. Boyle: Grandma's gold wedding band. Her pearls. Her antimatter.
- Jack Carter: *Antimatter*?
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Dr. Boyle, I didn't know the bank allowed proton collider output material.
- Dr. Boyle: It's an heirloom.
- Sheriff Jack Carter: Do I have to lick the lock?
- Holly Marten: You can if you want but that would be weird.
- Sheriff Jack Carter: You? Someone put her in-front of a cartoon!
- Douglas Fargo: At the rate the bank is losing mass, by tonight we'll have to call NASA to make a withdrawal.