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  • Episode aired Feb 21, 2011
  • TV-14
  • 44m
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8.8/10
3.9K
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Hugh Laurie, Haley Pullos, and Austin Michael Coleman in House (2004)
Medical DramaDramaMystery

House entertains a school class on Career Day telling about his patient, a college student, who coughed up his lung. He spices up the story with quotes from movies. He later gets advice from... Read allHouse entertains a school class on Career Day telling about his patient, a college student, who coughed up his lung. He spices up the story with quotes from movies. He later gets advice from 2 students outside principal's office.House entertains a school class on Career Day telling about his patient, a college student, who coughed up his lung. He spices up the story with quotes from movies. He later gets advice from 2 students outside principal's office.

  • Director
    • Greg Yaitanes
  • Writers
    • David Shore
    • Thomas L. Moran
  • Stars
    • Hugh Laurie
    • Lisa Edelstein
    • Omar Epps
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  • IMDb RATING
    8.8/10
    3.9K
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    • Director
      • Greg Yaitanes
    • Writers
      • David Shore
      • Thomas L. Moran
    • Stars
      • Hugh Laurie
      • Lisa Edelstein
      • Omar Epps
    • 14User reviews
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    Hugh Laurie
    Hugh Laurie
    • Dr. Gregory House
    Lisa Edelstein
    Lisa Edelstein
    • Dr. Lisa Cuddy
    Omar Epps
    Omar Epps
    • Dr. Eric Foreman
    Robert Sean Leonard
    Robert Sean Leonard
    • Dr. James Wilson
    Peter Jacobson
    Peter Jacobson
    • Dr. Chris Taub
    Jesse Spencer
    Jesse Spencer
    • Dr. Robert Chase
    Olivia Wilde
    Olivia Wilde
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    Amber Tamblyn
    Amber Tamblyn
    • Martha M. Masters
    Austin Michael Coleman
    Austin Michael Coleman
    • Zachary Taylor
    Brittany Ishibashi
    Brittany Ishibashi
    • Ms. Corwin
    Erika Alexander
    Erika Alexander
    • Ms. Fields
    Maurice Godin
    Maurice Godin
    • Dr. Hourani
    Tracy Vilar
    Tracy Vilar
    • Nurse Regina
    Haley Pullos
    Haley Pullos
    • Colleen
    Logan Arens
    • Gabe
    Michael Chey
    • Alex
    Tiffany Espensen
    Tiffany Espensen
    • Sophie
    Matthew Haddad
    Matthew Haddad
    • Timmy Morgan
    • Director
      • Greg Yaitanes
    • Writers
      • David Shore
      • Thomas L. Moran
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    User reviews14

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    10Khaela

    At last....

    House is in his perfect environment. With people with the same mental age as him (ok probably a bit older then him)...
    8sergedenas

    Does he look like a B#tch?!?

    Nice PF reference. In case everyone noticed the nods to Toronto in 3 or 4 episodes, it is because UofT Reference has the largest collection of Sherlock Holmes.... stuff
    dexmor18

    kids are terrible actors

    This episode has to be the most annoying, and proof that the show peaked a couple seasons back. this episode (and the 5 previous are a clear decline) The 'actor' kids are really bad, which ruins the entire episode also the teacher and the 'other parents' are pretty bad. a total miss in my opinion.
    10spiderstumbled

    One of the best House episodes

    I missed this one when it first aired. I recently did a binge of the later seasons and enjoyed this one a lot. The writing is very clever and the acting by the children was excellent. (And yes, the girl played by Haley Pullos is wise beyond her years, but I think that worked to advance the story.
    10sarine_voltage

    Best Ever!

    This has got to be THE best and funniest episode of "House" ever--I just re-watched the episode for maybe the 9th time, lol.

    With multiple and intersecting storylines going on (that are woven together most excellently), we get to watch how some people--from kids in school thru to House himself--deal with the relationships in their lives, including, of course, their love interests. The regular hospital bits are there too, but the focus is on school. I'm not sure what grade the kids are in, (maybe 6th?) but the principal's office and playground scenes are hilarious; the characters/actors are very true-to-life, and this episode left me totally reminiscent of my own days gone by.

    Whoever wrote the episode is one most awesome writer--clever, inventive, and pretty much brilliant. I hope they won awards and/or were recognized and compensated for their genius! (And no, I'm not some friend of the writer, I don't even know their name, but I'm going to find out after I submit this because I'd like to check out whatever else they've written.)

    Need I say I highly recommend a watch, at least one time!?

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    • Trivia
      The apartment that House and Foreman visit in the "three days earlier" flashback scene has the same furniture as the apartment in Pulp Fiction (1994) where Jules and Vincent meet Marvin.
    • Goofs
      Masters comments that the patient's roommates were Computer Science majors and theorizes that they may have been fabricating computer chips. Computer Science majors write software; many have never touched the inside of a computer.
    • Quotes

      Colleen: I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, which proves that I'm not a tease. So why is your girlfriend mad at you?

      Dr. Gregory House: I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe.

      [to Zach]

      Dr. Gregory House: I take it you're into that?

      Colleen: [to Zach] Don't answer.

      [to House]

      Colleen: Your turn.

    • Connections
      References Touch of Evil (1958)

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    • Release date
      • February 21, 2011 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 10, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA(Studio)
    • Production companies
      • Heel & Toe Films
      • Shore Z Productions
      • Bad Hat Harry Productions
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    • Runtime
      44 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 16:9 HD

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