Alex Russell credited as playing...
Matt Garetty
- Matt Garetty: Andrew! Andrew, look at me! This has to stop right now, okay? This is really, really bad. What happened to you?
- Andrew Detmer: Why did you catch him?
- Matt Garetty: Listen, just focus okay?
- Andrew Detmer: I dropped him! Why did you catch him?
- Matt Garetty: Andrew, this is not a game, do you understand? You're hurting people!
- Andrew Detmer: You're weak, Matt! You're all weak. I'm stronger than all of this!
- Matt Garetty: Andrew, listen to me, okay? Just... I need you listen. Just focus for a second.
- Andrew Detmer: Do not tell me what to do!
- Matt Garetty: They can't stop us, it's not too late for us to go.
- Andrew Detmer: It is too late. I'm done! It's over... god, you treated me like shit! You left me alone!
- Matt Garetty: Andrew, you're not alone up here. I'm here with you! I should've been with you all along, but I'm here now. We can stop this right now, you and me. Andrew, we can just fly away, we can get out of here. We can be family! Andrew? Andrew, look at yourself. This isn't who you are!
- Andrew Detmer: Apex predator...
- Matt Garetty: What?
- Andrew Detmer: I'm an apex predator!
- [last lines]
- Matt Garetty: Hey, Andrew.
- [pause]
- Matt Garetty: I just wanted to say that... I'm sorry and, uh... I hope... that you know that I did what I had to do. You're not a bad person. I know that. That's all that matters. And, uh, I want you to know that I'm gonna be better from now on. I'm gonna help people. I'm gonna find out what happened to us down there. I don't care how long it takes. I'm gonna get answers. I'm gonna do it for you, and I'm gonna do it for Steve. And... I just... I love you, man. I didn't ever get a chance to tell you but I love you. And guess what.
- [Matt moves the camera to show a Tibetan monastery in the background]
- Matt Garetty: You made it. Whoo-hoo!
- [pause]
- Matt Garetty: Isn't it beautiful? Goodbye, Andrew.
- Matt Garetty: Dude. I haven't had sex since summer.
- Andrew Detmer: I haven't had sex since ever.
- Steve Montgomery: Really?
- Andrew Detmer: Really?
- Steve Montgomery: That is completely unacceptable.
- Matt Garetty: Well...
- Steve Montgomery: How are you guys so cool? How are you guys so cool, man?
- Matt Garetty: Liquid nitrogen.
- Matt Garetty: Oh, my God, I can see your head is, like exploding right now.
- Andrew Detmer: What?
- Matt Garetty: This is the beginning of your downfall - hubris - right there.
- Andrew Detmer: What's "hubris"?
- [Matt mocking laughs]
- Andrew Detmer: No, what does "hubris" mean, Matt?
- Matt Garetty: Seriously?
- Andrew Detmer: What does "seriously" mean?
- Casey Letter: What are you guys doing? Are you playing a prank on your cousin? That's mean, Matt.
- Matt Garetty: Just watch.