John C. Reilly credited as playing...
Michael Longstreet
- Nancy Cowan: [reaching for the scotch bottle] Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters.
- Alan Cowan: Stop it, Nancy.
- Nancy Cowan: No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk.
- Alan Cowan: You're drunk enough.
- Nancy Cowan: How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the world! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights!
- Michael Longstreet: Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes out.
- Michael Longstreet: What happened to your sense of humor?
- Penelope Longstreet: I don't have a sense of humor and I don't want one!