Grudge Match (2013)
Robert De Niro: Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen
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Quotes
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Where's Frankie?
Mikey : [Distracted from reading] Frankie's not coming till later. I'm your trainer, Mikey.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [looking at a fat man] You can't be my trainer. Maybe I believe you ATE my trainer
Mikey : [Knowing he's been insulted] Nice.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I banged his girlfriend. It was an error in judgement, look how it turned out...
[walks off]
Dante Slate, Jr. : This is some white people shit...
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[as the fight starts]
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to the Kid] Gutsy move, going without a bra!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor] Yeah? I got a surprise for you: I took a dump on your porch!
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Hey, you made me wait 30 years to prove to the world I could kick your ass! And that's what I'm going to do, kick your ass!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You gotta move on!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What, move on?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Move on!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Now that you got her, you want me to move on? And what do I got? Nothing, nothing!
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Trey : What does BJ stand for?
B.J. : [embarrassed about his name] Uh...
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Trey, BJ stands for Butterscotch and Jellybeans.
Trey : I like butterscotch and jellybeans!
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Look at us!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, look at us! We're not dead! Everyone's laughing at us! The whole world's laughing at us! But we're not dead! In fact, I feel more alive now than I ever felt!
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B.J. : He's blind!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What? How do you know?
B.J. : My mother told me!... What, you think she made it up? You've been hammering him since the fight began!
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [during a casino promotion] Didn't you lose twenty thousand dollars betting here?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, well, who loses the SuperBowl four times in a row?
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [as BJ is walking away] Hey, what's BJ stand for? Hah?
B.J. : Bradley James. Stands for Bradley James. But I just... I like BJ.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : We all do, kid. But it's one thing to get one and it's another to be called one.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I turned my back, like, for a minute. That was it.
B.J. : Turn your back, in a bar? What'd you say to me? What did you say? You said, "Dinner, maybe a movie." Then you took my son to a bar!
Trey : Dad, it's not his fault, or the naked lady's...
B.J. : What? One night I ask you to step up like a father, and you can't keep it together.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Come on, BJ. Nobody got hurt. Everybody's okay. Come on...
B.J. : Everybody's okay? Who's okay? I'm not okay, Kid, all right? It's my son! He means everything to me! A concept you would never understand.
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[from trailer]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I wanted to see my old friend, he's been ducking me for thirty years! I missed him!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : It don't look like you're missing any meals. I'm outta here!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [wallops Sharp] No you're not!
[a fight starts]
Dante Slate, Jr. : This is not the behavior of old men!
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Thank you, Jesus! Thirty years! Thirty goddamn years! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! Yes!
[jumps around happily, then bends over gasping for breath]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I gotta get in shape...
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[from trailer]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...
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[1980s footage]
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : Today I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing.
[cut to Kid walking down a street swearing viciously]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : The man's a coward! I'm gonna get my rematch. You hear me, Razor? I'm getting my ****ing rematch!
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Sally Rose : Don't make this fight with him about me!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Don't treat him like a baby, give him his balls back!
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[as the fight begins]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Is this about you and me, or is about her?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : You and me!
Dante Slate, Jr. : Well, that's a relief!
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Trey : Sorry you lost, Kid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : That's all right, Trey. Call me Grandad.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I wanna beat you!
[hurls a machine at Razor]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Come on, come on! Come on! Come on!
[Razor charges at Kid]
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to BJ] Look, I know you got every right to hate me. And I don't blame you. But I need you now. I need you in my corner. You're the best person for me.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Razor] How do you live with yourself, knowing that we tied? You never beat me!
Sally Rose : I was there, he kicked your ass!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : He kicked my ass, he only did that the second match because I was out of shape! The first match, I kicked his ass because I was in shape!
Sally Rose : You're pathetic!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Pathetic? Tell her! TELL HER!
Henry 'Razor' Sharp : [to Sally] He wasn't ready.
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Frankie Brite : You're the original media whore!
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Your mother's a whore!
Frankie Brite : You called my mother a whore? You called my mother a whore? You called my mo...
[Kid punches him out]
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Tranny Hooker : [Kid and Razor are dressed in green catsuits] You two some kind of superheroes?
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Yeah, I'm the Green Champion and he's the Emerald Superpussy.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Why did you sleep with me?
Sally Rose : I was stupid.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Well, girls have slept with me for less. There was this one girl slept with me, she thought I was Marv Albert. Because my haircut was different.
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Henry 'Razor' Sharp : I hate you, man.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : I hate you too.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : [to Frankie] You set me up with that one trainer over there who's so full of shit he can't even hear a word I'm saying!
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : What do you wanna do tonight, huh? Go to the movies?
Trey : If it's PG-13 or R. I don't do G.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Oh wow! You're old for your years.
Trey : You too.
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B.J. : She said you turned into an asshole.
[laughs]
B.J. : That's what she said. She said you became a womanizer and a drunk, loudmouth, you know.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Is that all what she said?
B.J. : That's it.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : That's bullshit.
[BJ laughs]
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Well, you know, I was all those things way before I met your mother.
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Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Son of a bitch, he ain't ever gonna fight me.
Joey the Bartender : Can't believe you would. It's insane.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Oh yeah! What? Give me one reason.
Joey the Bartender : You're old. You're fat. You got a bad back. You got weak knees. You're fat.
Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen : Hey, you know, don't sugarcoat it. Be honest.