John Leguizamo credited as playing...
Javier
- Chris D'Amico: Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.
- Javier: Not a problem, man. I got your back.
- Chris D'Amico: Hey, it's kind of like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.
- Javier: Did you just call me your fucking butler?
- Chris D'Amico: Yeah, is that not a compliment? Shit, my bad.
- Chris D'Amico: [posing with guns] I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense. I'm a super-villain! It's evolution.
- Javier: Come on, just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris.
- Chris D'Amico: That's not my name.
- Javier: Okay, okay... uh, red-Red Mist.
- Chris D'Amico: No, Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker!
- Javier: [referring to Mrs. D'Amico] Damn she had a nice pair of guns.
- Chris D'Amico: Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits.
- Javier: [holding pistols] I was talking about these.
- Chris D'Amico: [coming up with a super-villain name for a black person on his team] Black Death.
- Javier: Woah woah woah, don't you think that's just a little bit *incredibly* racist?