Joshua Broome: Sheldon

Quotes 

• Penny : Hey guys, where are you two headed?

  Leonard : Hi Penny. We're just going to head downstairs to the comic store.

  Penny : Oh, yeah, sounds like fun. Dracula must be doing a signing or something.

  Sheldon : Dracula is nocturnal. Therefore, he would not be able to attend any public events before dusk.

  Penny : Yeah, there's that... and the whole not being real thing.

• Sheldon : You, Howard, are a geek Richard Nixon.

  Howard : I prefer to think of myself as a Jewish James Bond. L'Chaim!

• Raj : And that's when I learned to never take a girl on a date to a Bollywood movie.

  Sheldon : Because they keep dancing away before you can receive fellatio?

  Raj : That is correct.