- Reigh Boss: Where are we, Daddy?
- Clark Rockefeller: [while cutting Snooks' hair, disguising her as a boy] We are in the city of, Baltimore. Which is in the state of, Maryland which borders our Nation's capital, Washington DC.
- Reigh Boss: But why?
- Clark Rockefeller: We're going to live here, for a little while.
- Reigh Boss: Does Mommy know, where we are?
- Clark Rockefeller: Not yet.
- [Kissed Snooks on the head, of her new look]
- Reigh Boss: Mommy, daddy's building me a moat to keep all the bad people away from me!
- Sandra Boss: A moat?
- Clark Rockefeller: We all do it in home security. Who needs alarms when you've got a body of water to protect you, huh?