Abigail Breslin credited as playing...
Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter")
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: [as they are taking the subway to get home] Mom, I wanna go to Times Square to watch the ball drop.
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: Well, I plan to avoid this entire section of the city tonight.
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: OK, well, I don't want you to stay, I want you to go home!
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: Ouch!
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: There's this guy in my history class. His name is Seth and I, I've... I've been hoping, you know, I have that sick dream that, you know, we get to hang out at midnight, and then, of course, you know, I'll come right home.
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: Honey, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm not confortable allowing you to stay in Times Square at night alone, period!
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: End of discussion. Got it.
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: Sorry, come on.
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: You know I'm fifteen!
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: I know, Hailey.
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: [She pulls up her sweater to reveal her bra-clad torso] This is not a training bra!
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: And this is not "Girls Gone Wild", my gosh!
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: Mom, you know I'm an honors student, okay? I don't drink or do drugs or anything! I'm trying really hard to be the perfect daughter, but it's like you don't trust me!
- Kim - Mother & Daughter Story: Well, it's not... it's not you I don't trust.
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: Well, then who do you not trust, mom? The world? You don't trust the world? Or it's just New York? Because it's a big scary city!
- Newark Commuter - Mother & Daughter Story: [just then a male passenger walk past them] Have you ever been to Newark?
- Hailey - Mother & Daughter Story: Look, mom! The world doesn't scare me, okay? It's just getting good. I wanna start living in it. You used to.
- Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): I knew you gave up your own plans tonight just to be with me. I can't become your everything, mom. Please don't become a Piper's mom!
- Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): A what? A Piper's mom? What? You mean like Joanna?
- Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Yes. Piper's mom, she... she hides in the bushes everyday just to make sure that Piper actually goes to school. It's... it's nuts.
- Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Okay. Well, come on! I'm not that bad.
- Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Mom, you've stopped trying. Okay? And you're being all clingy and mean. And it's because you don't have a man in your life. You really gotta find somebody. Look, mom, you're a hot woman. If you just, you know, lose the clogs maybe.
- Kim (segment "Mother & Daughter"): I'm sorry, but I am trying and I would like you to try just have our New Year's party.
- [Kim starts singing Happy New Year's tune]
- Hailey (segment "Mother & Daughter"): Okay, mom, no more. I'm over it. I'm over it and I'm over you.
- [Hailey goes into her room and slams the door shut]