Ludacris credited as playing...
Tej
- Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
- Roman Pearce: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
- Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.
- Roman Pearce: [regarding going into a police station] Who's supposed to do all that?
- [Everyone looks at Roman]
- Roman Pearce: What do you mean? Why me?
- Brian O'Conner: Cause you got the biggest mouth.
- Tej: That is for damn sure.
- Tej: Oh, hell naw. I see they really scraped the bottom of the barrel, huh.
- Roman Pearce: I guess they did since your ass is here. When you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
- Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.