Julianne Moore credited as playing...
Emily
- Kate: As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.
- [gets up and writes on blackboard]
- Kate: Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?
- Emily: Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...
- Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
- Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
- Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
- Emily: Ewww!
- Emily: When I told you when I had to work late? I really went to go see the new Twilight movie by myself, and it was so bad.
- Cal: Okay. I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now.
- Hannah: Dad, this is Jacob, my boyfriend.
- Cal: No, it's not.
- Hannah: I was bringing him over to meet Mom.
- Cal: No, no, no, no, no!
- Emily: I wanna see the boyfriend.
- Jacob: I can't breathe.
- Emily: Please, can I take this off now?
- Jacob: Cal, what are you doing with a daughter that's grown up?
- Cal: I was 17, that's why we had to get married so young.
- Jacob: That is something you should have told me.
- Cal: You never wanted me talk about my children!
- Molly: Um, I'm gonna go watch TV now.
- Cal: Yeah, that's fine honey, why don't go do that?
- Jacob: Yeah. Can I come?
- Molly: No.
- Hannah: So you guys, like, really know each other, then.
- Emily: Oh, screw it! This is ridiculous!
- [removes the blindfold; sees Jacob]
- Emily: Oh Honey, he's really cute.
- Cal: No, he's not.
- Jacob: Look at you. I don't believe it, sister.
- Cal: Let me get this straight. So you guys are a thing? You guys are a couple, right? You guys are together?
- Hannah: Yeah. Yes.
- Cal: No way. Break up right now.
- Hannah: Daddy?
- Jacob: Please don't call him that. Cal, that's not gonna happen.
- Cal: Then I will mess you up!
- Hannah: Dad!
- Emily: Cal!
- Jacob: Cal.
- Robbie: Jessica?
- Cal: Bernie?
- Cal: What's going on?
- Jacob: What are you doing here?
- Robbie: Hey, Nanna.
- Hannah: Hi, Robbie.
- Molly: Hey, Nanna.
- Hannah: Hi, cutie.
- Emily: Jacob, it's so nice to meet you. I've heard so many wonderful things about you from Nanna.
- Jacob: I'm sorry, what's a Nanna?
- Hannah: I'm a Nanna. You know, I couldn't say Hannah when I was little. How do you know my dad?
- Emily: She couldn't say her H's at all.
- David Lindhagen: Hey, do you like sushi? 'Cause I know this really great little sushi place...
- Emily: I don't eat sushi.
- David Lindhagen: ...that we're never gonna go to because I hate sushi.